That is different... I doubt Shiva would even notice it let alone object. Paranoid people around here might be concocting conspiracy theories about it though.. Do you think it would drown if we flipped it into the water?

Like gossip always does, its fingers go off in weird directions creating a life of its own that is hard to predict.

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Maybe Medusa changing occupations to a wig maker wasn't such a good idea after all.

Or

The Soul-O-Maticâ„¢ screen revealed the petty hate-monger's soul resembled a tangled, confused mass of blind snakes trying to latch onto any little thing so it could inject its venom

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Mad doctor Socioplant's trial cross of Club Moss and Clyde, the pickpocket, had mixed results

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Ironically, although the pet Tickler was a success at tickling the kids who trial tested it and fascinated them with its movements, it sent their parents screaming out of the building like scared little babies.

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Josh got hit by a gravitational wave and it undulated him into a different dimension for a while. Luckily he was taking a selfie at the time and could show people

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When SETI finally received a signal from intelligent life, the intelligent life was so different that the forum bullied them into turning off their equipment to ignore it and dedicate itself to finding raccoons, cats, trains, and captions

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Predictably, Professor Lockhart's Hugging spell went very badly but Harry didn't know what he could do about it without a wand or being able to speak

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Even after death, Hitler's brain continued trying to throttle anything within reach

No, flipping it into the water wouldn't drown it. It would like it! It is a deep sea seastar (starfish) and it would prefer to be in the water and very deep underwater. I liked the Hitler's brain caption best and the captions seemed to get better over time for some reason. And SETI being bullied because "the intelligent life was so different that the forum bullied them into turning off their equipment to ignore it and dedicate itself to finding raccoons, cats, trains, and captions" seems possible. Maybe a gravitational wave will hit and that will happen.
Mojo, truly without competition! Alone in the field! (could be the smell) Champion!

Oh sure, I am stsnding here in a field smelling up the place with Essence of Champions. Or maybe Essence of Champignons. Or both. But here is something to csption for those not too scared to caption:

Some people only offer you psychic worms to eat out your soul
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When you are blue and your self is gone, there is nothing left but to wait for the worms to recycle your body
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These will come in handy as long as you aren't embalmed
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The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play Pinochle on your snout

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Science has shown that what should be the brains of bullies is actually composed of 90% worms, 5% lettuce, 5% feces
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Beware! and behold what squirms in the corrupt bosom of bullies!
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Look, a batch of bullies hatched at the vomitorium
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Bullies prey on nice people, so you are perfectly safe having them close to you

Those are pretty good, you must have experience feeling despair and being bullied. This confirms that bullied are hatched in vomitoriums. I thought they would be more than 5% feces though, and they would be empty inside. Mojo, the winner! [*crowd lets out a tremendous amount of gas and sets it on fire*]

How about this combination of pictures to caption?

I guess I need to put some captions in case someone else wins but doesn't load any pics to caption. So:

What's that you say lady? "Jump! Jump! Jump!"?... Okay. My pleasure....

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All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the Reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are

Come on, baby, don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand, don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the Reaper
Baby, I'm your man

La la la la la
La la la la la

Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity
Romeo and Juliet

40,000 men and women everyday
Like Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday
Redefine happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday
We can be like they are

Come on, baby, don't fear the Reaper
Baby, take my hand, don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the Reaper
Baby, I'm your man

La la la la la
La la la la la

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone

Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear he couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew and then he appeared, saying don't be afraid,
Come on, baby. And he had no fear
And he ran to him, then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye
He had become like they are
He had taken his hand, he had become like they are
Come on, baby, don't fear the Reaper.

I declare isihisi wistiis the winner because... if you don't know why then you never will.

I sent a message telling them.

Global warming has confused the polar bears
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Polar bears begin getting revenge