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Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Even when everybody else hates you, your cat will still love you! or Ricks new Axe deodorant makes him a real pchicky magnet! |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Mojo is the winner! Mojo is certainly on a roll! Figured out how to post captions. What. A. Talent. !!! |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
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Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
The world's newest superhero: The Hoovervator! or The impact of too many fried foods comes too late for Tom... |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Oh Mojo you have really outdone yourself this time!!! Hoovervator... Fried food... [*bursts a gut laughing so hard*] |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
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Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Breeding for size in chickens was an overwhelming success. Unfortunately breeding for meat volume, too, was not. or It just goes to show that even short, ugly, hatchet-faced, cranky old men can marry young, skinny ultra-supermodels as long as they have lots of money. |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Harrrrr harharharharharharrrrrr! Mojo! The winner! Unbelievable! Comedy -and- social satire! You are almost as talented as I am! Almost. |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
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Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
A tough one... Rock, Paper, Scissors, Stick. or Funny about teenagers. They are 100% hormones, their parents never had any, their grandparents don't know what they are, and their great-grandparents were from before hormones were invented. |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Of course its a tough one Mojo! Eveerything isn't Skittlrs and Diet Coke you know! Hopefully you "cutting edge pic" doesn't "cutters" in any of these poor innocent high schoolers. But you won again somehow! |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
No "cutters" as you put it. There is a LOT of stress in the world, even among high schoolers. They commit suicide more than all other groups combined. Mostly for feeling shut out of society for various reasons including being themselves instead of someone else. You know people like that. You know teenagers who killed themselves or tried. And you know why... Besides, what planet has poor innocent high schoolers? HA! An alternate universe maybe... Speaking of aliens, here is a creature that has survived the vacuum of space, not unscathed but survived, and went on to live and reproduce! And it was found to have more thsn 17% ALIEN DNA! That is more thsn TWICE as much as any other cresture evet found! Meet an Alien living among us now: eight legs but not a spideroid or insectoid can live after dehydration pretty easily, has no bones, no eyes, no teeth, has claws, can swim, has a punctuuring mouth that looks like a vacuum cleaner hose attachment, etc etc etc. It might look familiar: |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Of course its a tough one Mojo! Eveerything isn't Skittles and Diet Coke you know! By the way, shouldn't that be "Everything isn't skittles and..." Oh, nevermind, I don't know what the skittles in the saying is anyway, and I don't drink so the saying is meaningless to me anyway... So, Skittles the candy, and Diet Coke, I can relate to... You know me better than I thought, huh? |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Man, no wonder people attack you, you can't come up with an original idea, you have to rely on ME for inspiration. And you realize you re-posted a Tardigrade, that makes both you and it a: Retardigrade or it could just be A tax collector blindly stumbling around trying to find a victim to latch onto to slash away their bank accounts and drain of funds. |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
No, its not me they attack, its you. I am all sweetness and light compared to you. And you know you don't have to attack me, Ye Spawn Of Aliens. Too bad no one else is posting so we can get some relief from you... What I can't figure out is Tardigrades have 8 boneless legs, no eyes, etc, which would seem to be some kind of creature with an exoskeleton, except you can see it seems to have some kind of flexible skin and not some hard chitinous shell, I can't decide if its bending its legs or not, if it does bend them then that would seem to show it has joints but no bones so how is that possible?, and if it has no eyes then how does it find food? does it have hands/feet or just claws sticking out? and besides Aliens what the heck is it related to? But you did win the captioning again... |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Yeah, like I am preventing anybody from posting. Maybe its your sickly sweetness that is driving them away. Ha! You know what your problem could be, Mojo? You think too much. You need to be like everybody else in the world: the only important things in life are football, drinking, and gossip. Definitely not Tardigrades, of all things... Get with the program, buckaroo! Here is something to caption though: |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
You are all heart for Valentines Day, Mojo... "The hills are alive... with the sound of music... with songs they have sung... for a thousand years..." or Ooommmm... Ooommmm... Ooommm... or Mommmm!... Mommmm!... Mommmm!... or You did Whaaat? |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
Okay, why drag it out, you win... |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
A winner! Now caption this topical picture: |
Mojo Send message Joined: 17 Sep 13 Posts: 258 Credit: 14,978 RAC: 0 |
The two of them are so dense they can't help but make waves when they get together. or Steve and his husband are like black holes, no matter how much info you give them and no matter how much light you try to cast on a subject, they never get any brighter. |
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