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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
He may not even have known about base ball..... |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2479 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
I don't think baseball was around in 1609-1663. Then again, I'd batter check. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
One would not want to bounce the check........ |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34060 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2479 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
So, a Czech walks into a bar. . . |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34060 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34060 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Aw nuts, the puns just keep coming. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34060 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2479 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
I've sworn off corn liquor, a long time, ago. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34060 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Corn liquor...whiskey business... When ever I have tried whiskey I get HEAVES. [/quote] Old James |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2479 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
That makes me hungry; I think I'll fix myself a dram and peanut-butter sandwich. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
That makes me hungry; I think I'll fix myself a dram and As long as its not a DRAM of gunpowder. [/quote] Old James |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34060 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2479 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
It's graining, again. Perhaps, something else will crop up? |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Not the sort of thing that could grow on one..... |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2479 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
So, everyone is going to be corntent with shooting sprouts. |
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