I used to work making false teeth but didn't like it much.
I felt like an indentured laborer.

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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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When I told my wife I got a job in a bakery, She said, You finally got a cake job where you can make a lot of dough.

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Old James

I used to be a fence builder, until I began to suffer from post work depression.
While I was a fence builder, the union had grievances so they decided to picket.

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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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I don't know who wrote this. My mother-in-law e-mailed it to me last night and I thought it would be most appropriateley reproduced on this thread.

Dear friends,

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

Angela wins tonight I believe.

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Janice

I just had an out of body experience, I was beside myself

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Janice

I invested in the exorcism business but it didn't go well - I lost every last one of my possessions...

I used to sell fireworks,My profits exploded the first year, Then fizzeld out.

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Old James

I couldn't keep my snow plow operator job, my thoughts kept drifting

As a kid I shoveld sidewalks. But I realized thats snow job for me.

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Old James

The best job I had was a gravel truck driver... they paid me to get loaded several times a day.

(The 2nd half of that one would probably get me mod mobbed)

When I first studied to be a speech pathologist, I had trouble passing my oral exams...

Lost my job in the produce department... they accused me of taking a leek

I loved working in the produce department... that job was quite a plum!

The meat department sucked... I was constantly busting my chops

Did you have that job when you were out on the lamb?

Did you have that job when you were out on the lamb?

Yes I did, he admitted sheepishly

How many bad puns do you intend to ram down my throat this evening?

You can't pull the wool over my eyes, I know you love 'em

Ewe are correct, as usual.