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klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1046272 - Posted: 5 Nov 2010, 16:38:31 UTC I used to be a chef, but I bent over to pick up a sieve and strained myself. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1046272 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1046290 - Posted: 5 Nov 2010, 18:23:09 UTC I told my wife I wanted to make clocks. She said I was cukoo. [/quote] Old James ID: 1046290 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1046302 - Posted: 5 Nov 2010, 18:55:57 UTC I told my husband I wanted to tan leather, but he dis-sueded me. ID: 1046302 ·
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0	Message 1046329 - Posted: 5 Nov 2010, 21:49:57 UTC Do Monks obey OM's law? Janice ID: 1046329 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1046389 - Posted: 6 Nov 2010, 1:25:23 UTC I once was a telegrapher operator until I got fired for sending the same message twice. I was quite remorseful. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1046389 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1046415 - Posted: 6 Nov 2010, 3:13:17 UTC I work at a race track cleaning out horse stalls, Its a crappy job but stable. [/quote] Old James ID: 1046415 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1046529 - Posted: 6 Nov 2010, 18:09:02 UTC Eric wants to be a professional bass fisherman, but I am concerned that he may not end up with much net income. ID: 1046529 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1046545 - Posted: 6 Nov 2010, 18:35:44 UTC When I excitedly told my dad I got a job working in a frozen food locker, He told me to chill out. [/quote] Old James ID: 1046545 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1046554 - Posted: 6 Nov 2010, 18:44:06 UTC Last modified: 6 Nov 2010, 18:44:37 UTC I used to work at a hiking apparel shop. They employ people from all walks of life. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1046554 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1046595 - Posted: 6 Nov 2010, 20:21:58 UTC Asked my mom if I should take a job at a cavern. She said, Are you bats? [/quote] Old James ID: 1046595 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1046878 - Posted: 7 Nov 2010, 17:23:29 UTC I once worked for a lumber company but quit. Too many board meetings. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1046878 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1046918 - Posted: 7 Nov 2010, 21:00:59 UTC I wanted to be an astronomer, but for me it just wasn't in the stars. ID: 1046918 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1047105 - Posted: 8 Nov 2010, 17:58:43 UTC When I told my parents I wanted to be a fortune teller, They kicked me out of the house. I didnt see that coming. [/quote] Old James ID: 1047105 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1047112 - Posted: 8 Nov 2010, 18:34:33 UTC When it comes to careers, I've tried numerous times to apply myself, but nothing seems to stick. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1047112 ·
Allie in Vancouver Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0	Message 1047160 - Posted: 9 Nov 2010, 1:02:51 UTC I wanted to be a photographer but it just didn't develop. Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein ID: 1047160 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1047246 - Posted: 9 Nov 2010, 15:14:41 UTC I wanted to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart to stay in school that long. ID: 1047246 ·
Mark H. Finley Send message Joined: 18 Nov 05 Posts: 7 Credit: 1,444,440 RAC: 0	Message 1047262 - Posted: 9 Nov 2010, 16:18:14 UTC I used to be an old Indian fighter. My ex-wife was an old Indian. (Sad but true story) ID: 1047262 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1047436 - Posted: 10 Nov 2010, 16:44:11 UTC I used to hang wall paper, But I couldnt stick to it. [/quote] Old James ID: 1047436 ·
John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 1047565 - Posted: 11 Nov 2010, 4:15:01 UTC I wanted to be a RADAR operator but the directions were out of my range. BOINC WIKI ID: 1047565 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1047628 - Posted: 11 Nov 2010, 18:06:30 UTC I used to be a dancing instructer, But I stepped on to many toes. [/quote] Old James ID: 1047628 ·

 
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