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Message 1048069 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:07:15 UTC

You're not going to get my goat

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Message 1048070 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:09:02 UTC

Buddy, I intend to put you out to pasture!
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Message 1048071 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:10:34 UTC

Both my beer and puns are running low for shorn
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Message 1048072 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:12:56 UTC

Not feeling so rambunctious now, are you?
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Message 1048073 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:14:10 UTC

I am starting to feel the agony of debleat
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Message 1048074 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:15:30 UTC

You are two hours ahead of me in Nebraska. At this hour you must be getting sheepy...
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Message 1048075 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:18:08 UTC

I'm racking my brain but I fear I'll be lambmenting a loss soon
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Message 1048076 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:20:57 UTC

I have loined my lesson.... I hereby declare Angela the blue ribbon winner!
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Message 1048077 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:21:12 UTC

Whoever wins, it will not be by a lambslide...
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Message 1048078 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:23:15 UTC
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You earned the title, you won't here a peep from this bo
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Message 1048080 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:31:25 UTC

Thank you sir, you are a gentlelamb and a scholar!

You brought so many puns here tonight, I'm sure you had to use a Dolly!

You were a fearless contestant... just jumping right into the sheep end like you did.

Well, thank you for an evening of sheep thrills. Were I not a happily married woman, I would follow you like a... (Nah! Too easy.)

Goodnight Dave! I enjoyed this most excellent battle.

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Message 1048082 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:32:52 UTC
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Night, Angela. I look forward to a rematch!
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Message 1048084 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:41:25 UTC

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Message 1048088 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:49:40 UTC

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Message 1048089 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:51:50 UTC
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Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony... it just seemed appropriate...

And this demonstrates the difference between a cowboy and a lady
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Message 1048090 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:57:58 UTC

Goodnight Friends!
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Message 1048159 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 16:30:39 UTC - in response to Message 1048116.  

I see the kids had fun tonight !

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Message 1048442 - Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 19:40:50 UTC

So what do we pun about till Angela chooses a topic for next friday?
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Message 1048487 - Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 22:32:22 UTC - in response to Message 1048451.  
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Oooohhhh I dunno...

Anyone fancy being a carpenter? You'll have to assume the mantle and joinery the cabinet. Also you'll have to learn how to parquet the car.

I'd have to be HAMMERED to do that, Otherwise I'd NAIL It down some, All thanks to Rabbittechnology.
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Message 1048592 - Posted: 15 Nov 2010, 14:56:21 UTC - in response to Message 1048451.  

Anyone fancy being a carpenter?


That wood be a good idea, but I might get rather board with it.
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