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Message 1048048 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:32:12 UTC

Does the winner tonight drive off in a lamborghini?
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Message 1048049 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:32:57 UTC

thats one hooker that can fleece you if your not carefull.
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Message 1048050 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:34:17 UTC

Saw that pun from about ten miles away... it was far too ovinus!
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Message 1048051 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:34:44 UTC

Lanolin and some you lose
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Message 1048052 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:36:41 UTC

Nice try. It's a real shammy that you're going to lose tonight.
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Message 1048053 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:36:58 UTC

I do believe im getting the sheep dip beat out of me.
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Message 1048054 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:39:00 UTC

Does this mean you fold?
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Message 1048055 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:40:08 UTC

BAH, bum hug!
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Message 1048056 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:42:38 UTC

Im getting sheared.
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Message 1048057 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:42:38 UTC

I'll have you know that as our resident insomniac, I'm an expert at counting sheep puns...
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Message 1048058 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:44:09 UTC

9 out of 10 sheep agree that the pen is mightier than the sward
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Message 1048059 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:45:49 UTC

Scarecrow, give Jim a chance. Don't be such a wooly-bully!
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Message 1048060 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:46:01 UTC

And your ram tough to.
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Message 1048061 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:49:42 UTC

Thank you. I'm sure it won't be long before I win. After all, it is Friday night and soon Scarecrow will be three sheeps to the wind...
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Message 1048062 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:56:04 UTC

I only drink it so I don't get toxic flock syndrome
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Message 1048063 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:57:27 UTC

I herd that!
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Message 1048064 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 4:59:09 UTC
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Well im going to bow out of this range war. Ive been up all day and its time i dreamed of electric sheep. night all may the best person win.
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Message 1048065 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:01:09 UTC

'Nite Jim. We'll try to leave this thread sheep-shape when we're done...
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Message 1048066 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:01:37 UTC

Oh Jim.... all she needs is mint sauce and I'm done!
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Message 1048068 - Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 5:04:04 UTC

Go ahead and toot your big horn. I shall win in the end...
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