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soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0	Message 1051824 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 7:22:06 UTC Yule enjoy the holly days Janice ID: 1051824 ·
Big Bang Send message Joined: 7 Jan 10 Posts: 670 Credit: 28,481 RAC: 0	Message 1051835 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 9:07:31 UTC Rudolph the RED knows rain dear...! ID: 1051835 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1051846 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 12:49:23 UTC I havent seen any Christmas songs by ELFIS Presely this yera. [/quote] Old James ID: 1051846 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1051877 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 17:26:38 UTC Why Id be All SHOOK UP. [/quote] Old James ID: 1051877 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1051891 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 18:53:30 UTC I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1051891 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1052034 - Posted: 30 Nov 2010, 12:24:22 UTC For some folks, Christmas time and Santa can be quite traumatic as many suffer from Claustrophobia. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1052034 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1052039 - Posted: 30 Nov 2010, 13:05:58 UTC I dressed up like a Christmas tree, Then I got sick and had to go to the Doctors and get my TINSEL's pulled. [/quote] Old James ID: 1052039 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1052350 - Posted: 1 Dec 2010, 22:51:26 UTC Around this time of year, many of Santa's elves become depressed. They often suffer from low elf esteem. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1052350 ·
zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66485 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1052389 - Posted: 2 Dec 2010, 3:29:47 UTC - in response to Message 1052074.   Last modified: 2 Dec 2010, 3:31:29 UTC What if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts. The Jetsons would have had a robot do all that, Probably Rosie the Privateer. :D CA HSR built a foundation, is laying Track! PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550 Loco, US's 1st HST ID: 1052389 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1052475 - Posted: 2 Dec 2010, 14:16:30 UTC A few holiday tips if you're traveling: *If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness. *If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack! *Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1052475 ·
zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66485 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1052479 - Posted: 2 Dec 2010, 14:41:14 UTC Last modified: 2 Dec 2010, 14:42:31 UTC *Don't expect a heavy meal as all they serve on an HSR Train is Fast Food. CA HSR built a foundation, is laying Track! PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550 Loco, US's 1st HST ID: 1052479 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1052819 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 0:29:32 UTC I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1052819 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1052843 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 3:05:35 UTC Lettuce rest, I'm feeling kind of beet. ID: 1052843 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1052865 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 4:07:06 UTC Well, if you are what you eat, I'm staying away from the nuts. Besides, I get my large circumference from too much pi. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1052865 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1052874 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 4:43:33 UTC I know what a tough cookie Karen is, so I'd better shut my cakehole tonight! ID: 1052874 ·
zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66485 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1052878 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 4:55:25 UTC Last modified: 4 Dec 2010, 4:55:54 UTC A Bunt caking We will go a Bunt... CA HSR built a foundation, is laying Track! PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550 Loco, US's 1st HST ID: 1052878 ·
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 1052882 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 5:04:26 UTC Now now Angela, when it comes to making desserts everyone knows you really take the cake. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... ID: 1052882 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13131 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1052885 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 5:10:49 UTC Why Miz Karen, I do eclair, you are making me blush so. ID: 1052885 ·
zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66485 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1052886 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 5:13:16 UTC Well someone will have to Chocolate that up to experience I suppose. CA HSR built a foundation, is laying Track! PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550 Loco, US's 1st HST ID: 1052886 ·
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0	Message 1052896 - Posted: 4 Dec 2010, 5:32:04 UTC Looks like I barley made it home in time to hops on the computer and brew up some puns. ID: 1052896 ·

 
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