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Message 1049845 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 7:19:56 UTC

Maybe I'm only just whetting my APPETIZER.
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Message 1049851 - Posted: 20 Nov 2010, 7:29:55 UTC - in response to Message 1049849.  

Maybe I'm only just whetting my APPETIZER.

Maybe Yer just whetting Graces appetite for a TUNE-A-FISH dinner, I've got refunds(Shoes and Verizon, Verizon doesn't worry Me, the Shoe place does as the box was cut on one corner and the shoes felt tight like they were 11 2E or 11 D shoes and not like 11 4E shoes) and Jackets on My mind, See My last post as I edited It some. I have to be somewhere Mousy on the 6th and the 7th of December.

Well, ya know somebody had to say this........

Ya can tune a piana, but you can't TUNE A FISH.

Go get some correct shoes, my friend.

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Message 1050073 - Posted: 21 Nov 2010, 0:13:56 UTC

EUROPE too late.. nite VW
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Message 1050966 - Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 4:14:57 UTC

To all I wish a happy thanksgiving day.
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Message 1051077 - Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 12:43:23 UTC

Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.

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Message 1051116 - Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 16:13:46 UTC

Well at Yeast that movie didn't win a Golden Turkey award.

You bun up all night thinking of that one?
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Message 1051684 - Posted: 28 Nov 2010, 19:29:57 UTC

A dog breeder crossed a setter and a pointer at Christmas time and got a pointsetter.
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Message 1051774 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 2:42:06 UTC - in response to Message 1051686.  

Well folks, we are now firmly on our way into the adventurous season ! :-)

WOW, Thats a good one, I cant hold a CANDLE to that.
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Message 1051776 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 3:08:02 UTC

Yule like my wreath!


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Message 1051789 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 3:28:55 UTC

Christmas puns... well I can probably come up with two or TREE!
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Message 1051820 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 6:34:52 UTC

To some Christmas is about other people's presence.
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Message 1051824 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 7:22:06 UTC

Yule enjoy the holly days
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Message 1051835 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 9:07:31 UTC

Rudolph the RED knows rain dear...!
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Message 1051846 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 12:49:23 UTC

I havent seen any Christmas songs by ELFIS Presely this yera.
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Message 1051877 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 17:26:38 UTC

Why Id be All SHOOK UP.
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Message 1051891 - Posted: 29 Nov 2010, 18:53:30 UTC

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.
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Message 1052034 - Posted: 30 Nov 2010, 12:24:22 UTC

For some folks, Christmas time and Santa can be quite traumatic as many suffer from Claustrophobia.
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Message 1052039 - Posted: 30 Nov 2010, 13:05:58 UTC

I dressed up like a Christmas tree, Then I got sick and had to go to the Doctors and get my TINSEL's pulled.
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Message 1052350 - Posted: 1 Dec 2010, 22:51:26 UTC

Around this time of year, many of Santa's elves become depressed.
They often suffer from low elf esteem.
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Message 1052475 - Posted: 2 Dec 2010, 14:16:30 UTC


A few holiday tips if you're traveling:

*If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

*If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

*Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.
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