That wood be a good idea, but I might get rather board with it.

I'm sure you could dovetail it into your other activities, it would be plane simple. Awl right?

Screw that. Long ago, I saw that I'd better carve out a different career. I've been chiselling away at it ever since...

These are getting really bad now!

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That wood be a good idea, but I might get rather board with it.

I'm sure you could dovetail it into your other activities, it would be plane simple. Awl right?

Screw that. Long ago, I saw that I'd better carve out a different career. I've been chiselling away at it ever since...

These are getting really bad now!

The carpenter was well-known for nailing his work.

O.K...I'll close the door on my way out...

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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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I might have expected that crosscut in this joint.

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Janice

It's true that the earth rotates, but scientists are always putting their own spin on it.

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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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And when it comes to pools, You cant P in a car pool either.

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The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow.

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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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Thanksgiving is closing in, so I found this one--->

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.

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My dad sold vacuum cleaners. He said the job sucked.

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There is nothing lost by being the best,


Don't know who said it, but he was dead on.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Of course, common courtesy does not usurp true knowledge......

But the two of them and one of those makes the lack of same so much less apparent.

That was my quote.....

msattler 10/19/10

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Good evening punsters! Tonight is my night of ten thousand fruitcakes, and no this doesn't mean that my family is visiting me this evening. I'm actually putting up holiday fruitcakes... lots and lots of holiday fruitcakes. I will pop in and out to check up on the thread, but I won't be actively playing this evening.

Your topic is THANKSGIVING. You may pun on the food, on family, on football... anything is fair game!

Enjoy!

I was Thanksgiving, but I turned out to be a turkey........

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Mom said "Bring me a turkey....}
So when I showed up, everybody else had clothes on..........

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Your topic is THANKSGIVING. You may pun on the food, on family, on football... anything is fair game!

I've made a few passes that weren't incomplete
I've fumbled through yards on my way to the street
Running from beds where I did more than sleep
And I felt like a young Dallas Cowboy

Your topic is THANKSGIVING. You may pun on the food, on family, on football... anything is fair game!

I've made a few passes that weren't incomplete
I've fumbled through yards on my way to the street
Running from beds where I did more than sleep
And I felt like a young Dallas Cowboy

I sleep where I must in the dead of the night.
Sometimes I get dreary in loss of my sight.
But I always get cheery when I almost get sleep.
OMG, OMG, I think I see sheep.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Very impressive Scarecrow and Mark! You mixed puns with POET's day - wow!

I think there are a few more Thanksgiving puns you might consider STUFFING in this thread...

I get sick after eating a certain pie. You could say Im pumpkin chunkin

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Old James

Your topic is THANKSGIVING. You may pun on the food, on family, on football... anything is fair game!

I've made a few passes that weren't incomplete
I've fumbled through yards on my way to the street
Running from beds where I did more than sleep
And I felt like a young Dallas Cowboy

Who got stuffed by a Green Bay Packer.

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CA HSR built a foundation, is laying Track!
PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550 Loco, US's 1st HST

Gee, kind of a slow night in Punsville. Guess you guys just don't RELISH this topic...

I YAM to tired to MASH it up.

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