Simple rules. Anyone can post a pun any time.
They dont have to be good.



Ok this Friday night the topic will be combining Cars and booze.

Who was the first guy to get sick in a car?
David Dunbar BUICK.

What do you get when you cross a Yugo with a beer? A piece of SCHLITZ.

Im sure that there are a lot more creative puns out there.
I will be back around 9:30 pm EDT. As a 3rd shifter I need to get some sleep.

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Old James

What happens when you pour beer in a gas tank? It gets TRUNK.

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Old James

Anybody hear about the cooper who fixed a bunch of water barrels for an expidtion that was going on a desert romp? You could say, he STAVED the trip.

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Old James

Did you hear the one about the barrista at Starbucks who quit her job? She got tired of the same old GRIND...

I tried to open a lemonade stand, but the competition SQUEEZED me out!

I wanted to open a tire store, But business was flat.

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Old James

Had to post this one

In Italy they're investigating the use of herbs as an alternative fuel, it dates back to when Mussolini made the trains run on THYME

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In Italy they're investigating the use of herbs as an alternative fuel, it dates back to when Mussolini made the trains run on THYME

Very good Terror. But did you hear about the Launderer who had to layoff his former wife? she is now an EXPRESS.

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Old James

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

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LMAO. Dang it Michael do you realize how manys puns you have snatched away for the rest of us! :)

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Old James

the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

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Janice

I used to be a salvage diver, But my business sank.

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Old James

I used to be a liquid Plumber salesman, But that went down the drain.

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Old James

I used to sell underwear, but only for a brief time...

my job as a magician disappeared.

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Janice

I used to sell balloons, Boy that job was popping.

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Old James

I used to be a personal trainer but quit, it wasn't working out.

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BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

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BOINC WIKI

I used to sell racing snails, But business was so slow.

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Old James

On one hand, I might only give you one side of the story.
On the other hand

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Janice