Well I was talking about the experience direct from the brain..there would be no need to actually download the whole reproductive system of a woman into a guy..but it might be worth doing just for the laughs.

(I don't know if you've ever given birth yourself.. uhm - like DOH

but it's bloody painful, I'd rather have my legs broken than go through that again.) - and i 'ave 'an idea" of whaT u refer to

um hmmmm!!! now young lady - u know i am noT a 'woman' (although there iz someone who once said - on these Boards - thaT I WAS A WOMAN) . . . which i found rather interestin' (from 'their' point of view) . . .

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Well I was talking about the experience direct from the brain..there would be no need to actually download the whole reproductive system of a woman into a guy..but it might be worth doing just for the laughs.

(I don't know if you've ever given birth yourself.. uhm - like DOH

but it's bloody painful, I'd rather have my legs broken than go through that again.) - and i 'ave 'an idea" of whaT u refer to

um hmmmm!!! now young lady - u know i am noT a 'woman' (although there iz someone who once said - on these Boards - thaT I WAS A WOMAN) . . . which i found rather interestin' (from 'their' point of view) . . .

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My reply was to Sammie. I was under the impression that she is a woman. I'm not sure how I got that idea..it may be an assumption on my part.

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OOPS !!!!

and, BTW - Sammie IS A WOMAN . . . That i am aware of ;_0

and IT IS AN OBVIOUS ASSUMPTION - thaT You (Esme') ARE CORRECT

no man can know what pregnancy or child birth is like,

When I broke my arm, torn the tendons in my ankle, or when I have a muscle spasm in my legs, better yet when my heart decides it wont work right I think I have a good Idea what child birth is like, except for passing a 16lb Bowling Ball through my Loins......That one I can do with out.

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no man can know what pregnancy or child birth is like,

When I broke my arm, torn the tendons in my ankle, or when I have a muscle spasm in my legs, better yet when my heart decides it wont work right I think I have a good Idea what child birth is like, except for passing a 16lb Bowling Ball through my Loins......That one I can do with out.

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No. You don't know. Trust me..and you can't imagine it..no one can. Give me a muscle spasm in my legs any day..torn tendons! HA! Broken limbs? Pfft..can't comment on the heart thing..does it make you howl?

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Pfft

Esme' - iT's Pfffttttt !!! 4 'Political Corrections' ar ar ar . . .

i 'ave ta get dinner w/ Joanne Now . . . gotta go All . .. 'ave fun

YO . . .

no man can know what pregnancy or child birth is like,

When I broke my arm, torn the tendons in my ankle, or when I have a muscle spasm in my legs, better yet when my heart decides it wont work right I think I have a good Idea what child birth is like, except for passing a 16lb Bowling Ball through my Loins......That one I can do with out.

:-)

No. You don't know. Trust me..and you can't imagine it..no one can. Give me a muscle spasm in my legs any day..torn tendons! HA! Broken limbs? Pfft..can't comment on the heart thing..does it make you howl?

Yes because you women seem to think they have it all locked up with the childbirth thing,
Seems there is no pain greater yet you do it over and over.

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38 hours of miscarriage is the closest i have come to giving birth. i don't relish the idea of another one, but i will have a natural birth, when the time comes.

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And yet many women who have had natural child birth, and had kidney stones say the stones were more painful. Now those I've had.

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And yet many women who have had natural child birth, and had kidney stones say the stones were more painful.

I can honestly say that I have no clue about childbirth....but I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy.

That was THE worst pain I have ever experienced.

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....but I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy.

That was THE worst pain I have ever experienced.

I have to agree. But now you know precisely where your kidneys are. ;)

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....but I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy.

That was THE worst pain I have ever experienced.

I have to agree. But now you know precisely where your kidneys are. ;)

Not to mention those little tubes that the stone was trying to pass through....

The pain started on a Saturday night while I was doing DJ work....and by Sunday morning I had to go to the hospital.

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....but I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy.

That was THE worst pain I have ever experienced.

I have to agree. But now you know precisely where your kidneys are. ;)

Not to mention those little tubes that the stone was trying to pass through....

The pain started on a Saturday night while I was doing DJ work....and by Sunday morning I had to go to the hospital.

It always starts at night when the doctors are asleep and the pharmacies are closed.

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....but I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy.

That was THE worst pain I have ever experienced.

I have to agree. But now you know precisely where your kidneys are. ;)

Not to mention those little tubes that the stone was trying to pass through....

The pain started on a Saturday night while I was doing DJ work....and by Sunday morning I had to go to the hospital.

It always starts at night when the doctors are asleep and the pharmacies are closed.

When I got to the hospital, they gave me enough drugs to FILL a pharmacy....

Vicodin, Demerol....assorted other stuff. I was there for a few hours, then had to be transferred to another hospital where they had a machine to break up the stone. Doctor told me there was absolutely no way I was going to be able to pass it naturally.

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Sorry about getting off topic Bio IV

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Hope fully someone smarter than me will someday know everything. When that glorious day arrives, I hope he or she will be good enough to call me and explain the logic of my wife's spending patterns, purchasing decisions and reasons why it's better that I do the ironing.

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C'mon, KM, you and I are still in our 30s or so! Aren't we ... like, ummm ... still invisible ... and stuff?

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Hope fully someone smarter than me will someday know everything. When that glorious day arrives, I hope he or she will be good enough to call me and explain the logic of my wife's spending patterns, purchasing decisions and reasons why it's better that I do the ironing.

Those mysteries of the universe will never be known. LOL

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Hope fully someone smarter than me will someday know everything. When that glorious day arrives, I hope he or she will be good enough to call me and explain the logic of my wife's spending patterns, purchasing decisions and reasons why it's better that I do the ironing.

[Humor on]I already pointed out the limitations of human knowledge, w/ some helpl from others. And, the thing we will never understand or understand least is the spending/purchasing patterns/decisions of women![/Humor off]

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Pain is such a personal thing exclusive to each person.
My Pain in well, My Pain and you cant have it!

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