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Gnu and improved! The expansion of the universe is driven by a need to get away from it all ... |
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I think our Toxic Granny ment "Guru," but she stutters sometimes. Account frozen... |
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Hmm... I still don't understand. "Rør" means pipes (as in plumbing) or a popular expression for someone talking gibberish.RØR...as in fallopian rør.Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation.Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...?Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 .... |
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Hmm... I still don't understand. "Rør" means pipes (as in plumbing) or a popular expression for someone talking gibberish.RØR...as in fallopian rør.Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation.Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...?Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 .... tubes... Account frozen... |
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That didn't make sense either. Never heard the term fallopian tubes in my life. So I looked it up - and now I really want to find that section in the bible! ;)tubes...Hmm... I still don't understand. "Rør" means pipes (as in plumbing) or a popular expression for someone talking gibberish.RØR...as in fallopian rør.Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation.Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...?Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 .... But I think DB led me on a wild goose chase, because it says that Gabriele Falloppio was a 16th century guy, so the "book of Fallopian" can't have anything to do with him or fallopian tubes. |
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That didn't make sense either. Never heard the term fallopian tubes in my life. So I looked it up - and now I really want to find that section in the bible! ;)tubes...Hmm... I still don't understand. "Rør" means pipes (as in plumbing) or a popular expression for someone talking gibberish.RØR...as in fallopian rør.Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation.Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...?Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 .... I got you, as we'd say, hook, line, and sinker...sorry Proggy, but the joke was on you. I just couldn't resist...you were getting closer to the truth on your own. ROTFLMAO Account frozen... |
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Ah, April Fools? LOL Well, I'm not hard to fool. I get fooled every year this day - and other days too. :)But I think DB led me on a wild goose chase, because it says that Gabriele Falloppio was a 16th century guy, so the "book of Fallopian" can't have anything to do with him or fallopian tubes.I got you, as we'd say, hook, line, and sinker...sorry Proggy, but the joke was on you. I just couldn't resist...you were getting closer to the truth on your own. ROTFLMAO |
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This has been a successful thread hijacking, but it doesn't matter becasue it's above the 300 post mark, so in a few days I'll start a new one anyway. (I don't want to spawn a new thread on April Fools day because no one but fools would post in it. Wait . . . ) |
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Tonights 8 o'clock service (in the hot tob) will have a special guest speaker...Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), will be about Roman orgies and there effect on the water quality of the River Jordan and Juan de Baptiste. Account frozen... |
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Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), Is Die Hard 3 on tonight? |
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Tonights 8 o'clock service (in the hot tob) will have a special guest speaker...Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), will be about Roman orgies and there effect on the water quality of the River Jordan and Juan de Baptiste.Will there be any Hawaiian prosecutor fools in that show? |
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Tonights 8 o'clock service (in the hot tob) will have a special guest speaker...Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), will be about Roman orgies and there effect on the water quality of the River Jordan and Juan de Baptiste.Will there be any Hawaiian prosecutor fools in that show? No, but he could send us some of those special Maui Brownies he bakes for our communion. This time I hope he leaves out the seeds and stems. Account frozen... |
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Tonights 8 o'clock service (in the hot tob) will have a special guest speaker...Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), will be about Roman orgies and there effect on the water quality of the River Jordan and Juan de Baptiste.Will there be any Hawaiian prosecutor fools in that show? ... This is the brownie of Christ .... This do ye as often as ye as ... uhhh ... what was I saying? <snicker> .... The expansion of the universe is driven by a need to get away from it all ... |
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This has been a successful thread hijacking, but it doesn't matter becasue it's above the 300 post mark, so in a few days I'll start a new one anyway. (I don't want to spawn a new thread on April Fools day because no one but fools would post in it. Wait . . . ) Hmm... ;) |
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Is this thread going to head back into the realms of discourse? If possible, i would like to hear some opinions on the U.S. moving in the direction of a non-secular state (evangelical christian perhaps?). Belief gets in the way of learning ![]() ![]() |
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Is this thread going to head back into the realms of discourse? This is damn funny... i was in pain and nearly passed-out with laughter..... you know sometimes when you laugh so hard, you can't breathe.... Belief gets in the way of learning ![]() ![]() |
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"And God said"Let there be light."But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer." Account frozen... |
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"And God said"Let there be light."But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer." okay, this raised a mild smirk..... Belief gets in the way of learning ![]() ![]() |
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... And the heaving and the moaning were the first date. The expansion of the universe is driven by a need to get away from it all ... |
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