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Message 273395 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 13:24:04 UTC - in response to Message 273336.  



I can't leave you lot alone for 5 minutes...

Now look we all know that TFFE is not really a cult, it's just that we live a slightly unconventional lifestyle and have a strange, but slightly hypnotic...hang about, I think you might be right. ;o)



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Message 273406 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 13:41:38 UTC - in response to Message 273395.  



I can't leave you lot alone for 5 minutes...

Now look we all know that TFFE is not really a cult, it's just that we live a slightly unconventional lifestyle and have a strange, but slightly hypnotic...hang about, I think you might be right. ;o)



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I think our Toxic Granny ment "Guru," but she stutters sometimes.
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Message 273618 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 21:17:20 UTC - in response to Message 273142.  

Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...?
Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 ....
Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation.
RØR...as in fallopian rør.
Hmm... I still don't understand. "Rør" means pipes (as in plumbing) or a popular expression for someone talking gibberish.
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Message 273619 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 21:24:24 UTC - in response to Message 273618.  
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Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...?
Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 ....
Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation.
RØR...as in fallopian rør.
Hmm... I still don't understand. "Rør" means pipes (as in plumbing) or a popular expression for someone talking gibberish.

tubes...
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Message 273648 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 22:09:39 UTC - in response to Message 273619.  
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Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...?
Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 ....
Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation.
RØR...as in fallopian rør.
Hmm... I still don't understand. "Rør" means pipes (as in plumbing) or a popular expression for someone talking gibberish.
tubes...
That didn't make sense either. Never heard the term fallopian tubes in my life. So I looked it up - and now I really want to find that section in the bible! ;)
But I think DB led me on a wild goose chase, because it says that Gabriele Falloppio was a 16th century guy, so the "book of Fallopian" can't have anything to do with him or fallopian tubes.
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Message 273672 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 22:33:02 UTC - in response to Message 273648.  

Hmmm... it's time for a good bed time horror story. Now where is that bible...?
Turn with me if you will in your Bibles to the book of Fallopian, Chapter 15 ....
Fallopian? What is that called in norwegian...? I only have the norwegian translation.
RØR...as in fallopian rør.
Hmm... I still don't understand. "Rør" means pipes (as in plumbing) or a popular expression for someone talking gibberish.
tubes...
That didn't make sense either. Never heard the term fallopian tubes in my life. So I looked it up - and now I really want to find that section in the bible! ;)
But I think DB led me on a wild goose chase, because it says that Gabriele Falloppio was a 16th century guy, so the "book of Fallopian" can't have anything to do with him or fallopian tubes.

I got you, as we'd say, hook, line, and sinker...sorry Proggy, but the joke was on you. I just couldn't resist...you were getting closer to the truth on your own. ROTFLMAO

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Message 273692 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 22:47:59 UTC - in response to Message 273672.  
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But I think DB led me on a wild goose chase, because it says that Gabriele Falloppio was a 16th century guy, so the "book of Fallopian" can't have anything to do with him or fallopian tubes.
I got you, as we'd say, hook, line, and sinker...sorry Proggy, but the joke was on you. I just couldn't resist...you were getting closer to the truth on your own. ROTFLMAO
Ah, April Fools? LOL Well, I'm not hard to fool. I get fooled every year this day - and other days too. :)
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Message 273707 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 23:02:48 UTC

This has been a successful thread hijacking, but it doesn't matter becasue it's above the 300 post mark, so in a few days I'll start a new one anyway. (I don't want to spawn a new thread on April Fools day because no one but fools would post in it. Wait . . . )
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Message 273719 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 23:09:10 UTC
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Tonights 8 o'clock service (in the hot tob) will have a special guest speaker...Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), will be about Roman orgies and there effect on the water quality of the River Jordan and Juan de Baptiste.
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Message 273722 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 23:09:46 UTC - in response to Message 273719.  

Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus),

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Message 273724 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 23:11:25 UTC - in response to Message 273719.  

Tonights 8 o'clock service (in the hot tob) will have a special guest speaker...Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), will be about Roman orgies and there effect on the water quality of the River Jordan and Juan de Baptiste.
Will there be any Hawaiian prosecutor fools in that show?
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Message 273733 - Posted: 1 Apr 2006, 23:15:59 UTC - in response to Message 273724.  
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Tonights 8 o'clock service (in the hot tob) will have a special guest speaker...Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), will be about Roman orgies and there effect on the water quality of the River Jordan and Juan de Baptiste.
Will there be any Hawaiian prosecutor fools in that show?

No, but he could send us some of those special Maui Brownies he bakes for our communion. This time I hope he leaves out the seeds and stems.
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Message 273779 - Posted: 2 Apr 2006, 0:04:50 UTC - in response to Message 273733.  

Tonights 8 o'clock service (in the hot tob) will have a special guest speaker...Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus), will be about Roman orgies and there effect on the water quality of the River Jordan and Juan de Baptiste.
Will there be any Hawaiian prosecutor fools in that show?

No, but he could send us some of those special Maui Brownies he bakes for our communion. This time I hope he leaves out the seeds and stems.


... This is the brownie of Christ .... This do ye as often as ye as ... uhhh ... what was I saying? <snicker> ....

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Message 273793 - Posted: 2 Apr 2006, 0:32:27 UTC - in response to Message 273707.  

This has been a successful thread hijacking, but it doesn't matter becasue it's above the 300 post mark, so in a few days I'll start a new one anyway. (I don't want to spawn a new thread on April Fools day because no one but fools would post in it. Wait . . . )

Hmm... ;)
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Message 274816 - Posted: 3 Apr 2006, 11:57:41 UTC

Is this thread going to head back into the realms of discourse?

If possible, i would like to hear some opinions on the U.S. moving in the direction of a non-secular state (evangelical christian perhaps?).
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Message 276065 - Posted: 5 Apr 2006, 3:44:58 UTC - in response to Message 274816.  

Is this thread going to head back into the realms of discourse?

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Message 276237 - Posted: 5 Apr 2006, 10:43:49 UTC - in response to Message 276065.  

Is this thread going to head back into the realms of discourse?

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This is damn funny... i was in pain and nearly passed-out with laughter..... you know sometimes when you laugh so hard, you can't breathe....
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Message 276442 - Posted: 5 Apr 2006, 22:41:32 UTC

"And God said"Let there be light."But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer."
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Message 276749 - Posted: 6 Apr 2006, 6:31:36 UTC - in response to Message 276442.  

"And God said"Let there be light."But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer."


okay, this raised a mild smirk.....
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Message 277708 - Posted: 8 Apr 2006, 0:34:02 UTC

... And the heaving and the moaning were the first date.
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