this is a lonely place tonight/today.

Dan, we are always alone. From the moment we are born to the moment we die. Everything else is just an altered state of mind brought about by religion or drugs.

i meant that there were no other carbon units in my proximity.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

this is a lonely place tonight/today.

Dan, we are always alone. From the moment we are born to the moment we die. Everything else is just an altered state of mind brought about by religion or drugs.

i meant that there were no other carbon units in my proximity.

Were there any silicon based units about? (-:<

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

this is a lonely place tonight/today.

Dan, we are always alone. From the moment we are born to the moment we die. Everything else is just an altered state of mind brought about by religion or drugs.

i meant that there were no other carbon units in my proximity.

Were there any silicon based units about? (-:<

yes...but they didn't look real.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

I wrote a poem about Dan being alone in the Cafe. It's called 'Dan alone in the Cafe'

Dan is in the Cafe tonight,
But where is everyone else?
The lights are dim,
The floor swept clean.
Not a friend in sight.

Dan is waiting in the cafe alone,
But where is everyone else?
He starts to chat
About this and that
and goes down like a lead balloon.

Dan has left the cafe once more
Just like everyone else.
They came and went
No money was spent,
And they didn't use a door.

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Reality Internet Personality

I wrote a poem about Dan being alone in the Cafe. It's called 'Dan alone in the Cafe'

Dan is in the Cafe tonight,
But where is everyone else?
The lights are dim,
The floor swept clean.
Not a friend in sight.

Dan is waiting in the cafe alone,
But where is everyone else?
He starts to chat
About this and that
and goes down like a lead balloon.

Dan has left the cafe once more
Just like everyone else.
They came and went
No money was spent,
And they didn't use a door.

great poem...especially since it's about me!...and the part where you say "and they didn't use a door" is so true...we all "beam" in and out of here.

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I wrote a poem about Dan being alone in the Cafe. It's called 'Dan alone in the Cafe

Nice, but "alone" and "baloon" don't rhyme... ;^]

OMG... I have to read every post all over again! Who hit the reset switch without reading the "DO NOT TOUCH!" label?

(big yawn) I'm going early to bed tonite. But before I go... here's a musical(?) riddle for you. It's for all of us who don't know notes. C'mon, this is fun! :) It's a fanfare and the "tut"'s are trumpets, while the "vi"'s are violines.

Tut-uru-tuuuu-t-t-t-tut-uru-tuuuu
Tu-tututu-tut!
Vi-vi-vi-viiiiii
vi-vi-vi-viiiiiiiii
vi-vi-vi-VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
TURU-TU-TUUUUT!

...until we meat again...
as the slaughter said to his daughter

(big yawn) I'm going early to bed tonite. But before I go... here's a musical(?) riddle for you. It's for all of us who don't know notes. C'mon, this is fun! :) It's a fanfare and the "tut"'s are trumpets, while the "vi"'s are violines.

Tut-uru-tuuuu-t-t-t-tut-uru-tuuuu
Tu-tututu-tut!
Vi-vi-vi-viiiiii
vi-vi-vi-viiiiiiiii
vi-vi-vi-VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
TURU-TU-TUUUUT!

...until we meat again...
as the slaughter said to his daughter

you got me stumped.

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20th Century Fox. :)

(actually it starts with two drum hits)

I wrote a poem about Dan being alone in the Cafe. It's called 'Dan alone in the Cafe

Nice, but "alone" and "baloon" don't rhyme... ;^]

Everybody's a critic..

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Reality Internet Personality

Yahoo sucks. Google is much better.

...for the time being... So, how long does Google's rein last?

Until the day comes when we all have search engine chips implanted in our brains.

Well as long as I don't have to have a tattoo on my butt that says "Intel Inside" I won't mind.

(edit):- Oh and a Happy New Year to all :-D

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Save a tree, eat a Beaver.

20th Century Fox. :)

(actually it starts with two drum hits)

that must be what confused me.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

20th Century Fox. :)

(actually it starts with two drum hits)

that must be what confused me.

Probably. And it confused me too, because on 2nd thought there are lots of drums in the beginning. (Ah, memories are the first thing one forgets...)

Tratta! Tratta! Trrr-rrrrrr-atta!
Tut-uru-tuuuu-t-t-t-tut-uru-tuuuu
Tu-tututu-tut!
Vi-vi-vi-viiiiii
vi-vi-vi-viiiiiiiii
vi-vi-vi-VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
TURU-TU-TUUUUT!

Many confuses the 20th Century Fox fanfare to be somehow connected to Star Wars. I guess SW as made it famous(?) Maybe also beacuse SW music begins right after. I've actually heard people beside me in the cinema humming the SW music after the 20th Century Fox fanfare - even if there were another film showing.

vi-vi-vi-viiiiiiiii

emacs, Emacs, EMACS :-P


Regards Hans

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why o why o why did i eat all those Skittles?

why o why o why did i eat all those Skittles?

Because the give you wings? Oh wait, that's Red Bull.... Sorry Your Majesty.... (-:<

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

Beer with skittles? ugh

http://www.skittles.com/products/orginal.jsp

It's nothing but concentrated sugar.

http://www.skittles.com/products/orginal.jsp
It's nothing but concentrated sugar.

Ok, but why oh why would somebody overeat in concentrated sugar? Were the supermarket out of sugarcubes?

Um... cuz I had the munchies? But I just had some Campbells chunky soup so I'm feeling a little better now.

Karaoke Night?

Dude Looks Like Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady

Cruisin` to a bar on the shore
Her picture graced a grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby, mabye you're wrong
But you know it's all right - that's right


Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
'Forgive me if I seem out of line'
Then she wheaved out a gun
Tried to blow me away

(Chorus)
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise

(Chorus)

(Baby let me follow you down)
Let me take a peak dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me all night
(Baby let me follow you down)
Turn the other cheek dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me, do me

What a funky lady
Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like that
Oh, he was a lady
EEEOWW!
(Repeat Chorus)x3

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