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Message 141415 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 13:47:21 UTC - in response to Message 141410.  

I always thought you could only walk on it when you knew where the submerged poles were. ;)
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Message 141417 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 13:52:11 UTC - in response to Message 141365.  

Ouch! I feel your pain, Capt. I've not had sex with any regularity for about the same length of time. :(

No wonder I hate life so much.

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*Whine about: No Sex for 4 years......That Really Blows!



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Message 141418 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 13:54:28 UTC - in response to Message 141406.  


1) my coffee pot broke, the same day my laptop crashed. Bought new Bunn, reloaded OS


You reloaded the OS on your new Bunn?
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Message 141422 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 14:00:59 UTC - in response to Message 141365.  


*Whine about: No Sex for 4 years......That Really Blows!



Damn that SETI/CLASSIC!
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Message 141443 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 15:13:28 UTC - in response to Message 141280.  

vulcans

Is that a whine or a wish....? >:-)


@Siran
He's wishing for snow tires...

Any one else here who wants their water turned into whine?

Can I still walk on it afterwards?


@Saenger
Yes, but only if you wear your water moccasins

I always thought you could only walk on it when you knew where the submerged poles were. ;)


@Ageless
The Polish embassy called. They want you to quit playing water polo with their national team. The horses keep drowning and they've lost three mallets.

You reloaded the OS on your new Bunn?


@Jim Baize
You really need to get that Bunn fetish taken care of. People are beginning to talk!

And, BTW, it's Seti BOINC's fault that that particular Chanel lipstick, I had decided to buy today was sold out!


@Fuzzy
You always said you were a medium. As such, you should be able to Chanel without lipstick. Hell, a good Ouija board should do ya.

My dog was constipated, then bit my face and crapped on my new carpet! Now I can't connect through my dial up connection and it's making me constipated!! BOINC sux!!!


@Heffed
Power down the modem and give the dog an enema. Now, DON'T MIX THAT UP. Otherwise, you'll have serious problems rebooting the dog.

My life sucks.


@Neo
Hook up a hose to it and clean the carpets. That way, you'll be miserable in a clean room, which you can then rent out for all sorts of money to chip manufacturers, who may in turn provide you with free samples.

My coffee pot took entirely too long to brew 10 cups this morning!!!


@RPMurphy
Switch to tea. I hear Trans-World Airlines makes a good tea. (Do you OWN joke with that one; my doctor advised me NOT to continue with it...)

No Sex for 4 years......That Really Blows!


@Avatar
Not my fault. They don't inflate themselves, you know! (ducking)

Did I miss anywhine, I mean anyone? :-)

Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Message 141449 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 15:25:53 UTC - in response to Message 141443.  

[font='courier,courier new']Neo who?[/font]
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Message 141486 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 16:43:37 UTC - in response to Message 141443.  
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And, BTW, it's Seti BOINC's fault that that particular Chanel lipstick, I had decided to buy today was sold out!


@Fuzzy
You always said you were a medium. As such, you should be able to Chanel without lipstick. Hell, a good Ouija board should do ya.



Don't you ever ever ever take Chanel's name in vain!

Chanel, who introduced the coolest nailpolish Rouge Noir, which you still, 10 years later, can buy in the stores, and which I still use at special occasions!

No, I wanted this lipstick, color Macao, but bought color Capri instead! Did a bargain, BTW! :-D

Dear John, a piece of advise: Never stand between a woman and her cosmetics! Never!


"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

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Message 141490 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 16:51:28 UTC - in response to Message 141486.  

Pfffshht, it costs too much, some women put on too much and still look hideous.
Why need it, aren't you looking cool, interesting and yourself by yourself?

My girlfriend doesn't use any make up and she still looks beautiful, cool, interesting and herself.
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Message 141526 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 18:19:01 UTC - in response to Message 141486.  

Dear John, a piece of advise: Never stand between a woman and her cosmetics!


A truly 'good woman' needs nothing before her, but leaves much in her wake:

"The path of a good woman is indeed strewn with flowers; but they rise behind her steps, not before them" - John Ruskin (1819-1900)

I've seen the high school pic, you should be leaving flowers in your wake, not grinding them to 'make a face'. ;-)


Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Message 141544 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 18:50:00 UTC - in response to Message 141365.  

(No Sex for 4 years)......That Really Blows!

Isn't that the next best thing to sex?
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Message 141545 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 18:52:21 UTC - in response to Message 141449.  

[font='courier,courier new']Neo who?[/font]

Some guy who named himself after a movie character.
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Message 141548 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 18:54:04 UTC - in response to Message 141545.  

[font='courier,courier new']Neo who?[/font]

Some guy who named himself after a movie character.


I thought he was confusing TWO different science fiction characters?


Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Message 141562 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 19:16:11 UTC - in response to Message 141548.  

[font='courier,courier new']Neo who?[/font]

Some guy who named himself after a movie character.

I thought he was confusing TWO different science fiction characters?

Yeah he's confused alright!
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Message 141576 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 19:33:04 UTC - in response to Message 141269.  
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I dedicate this thread to ALL who would like to:


  • Whine about no WUs.
  • Whine about no uploading.
  • Whine about no downloading.
  • Whine about how BOINC is crap.
  • Whine about how SETI is crap.
  • Whine about UC Berkeley.
  • Whine about the BOINC/SETI developement team.
  • Whine about your dial-up connection.
  • Whine about your cat scratching you face.
  • Whine about your dog biting your face.
  • Whine about your cat crapping on your new carpet.
  • Whine about your dog crapping on your new carpet.
  • Whine about your cat's constipation.
  • Whine about your dog's constipation.
  • Whine about your constipation.
  • Whine about: Add your whine
    here. I like red wine and strong ales, Not aplenty in the USA{:-}.

    Jim Scott _________________________________________________



Feel free to whine all you want, in this thread ONLY!

Have a nice day....



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Message 141596 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 20:13:11 UTC - in response to Message 141576.  


Feel free to whine all you want, in this thread ONLY!

Have a nice day....


I want to whine about people who quote excessively...


Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Message 141597 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 20:14:52 UTC

My whine:

It's Berkeley's fault I have to deal with hurricanes and thunderstorms here in FL trying to kill all my computers! I wish they do something about the weather.
IAS - Where Space Is Golden!
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Message 141606 - Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 20:57:22 UTC - in response to Message 141597.  

That is CPDN's job.

Jim

My whine:

It's Berkeley's fault I have to deal with hurricanes and thunderstorms here in FL trying to kill all my computers! I wish they do something about the weather.


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Message 141712 - Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 2:26:59 UTC - in response to Message 141596.  

I want to whine about people who quote excessively...

See the previous Cafe SETI thread.
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Message 141723 - Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 3:14:38 UTC

I want to complain about people who misrepresent themselves over a period of 2 years, through internet conversations, and countless hours of telephone conversations.
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Message 141742 - Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 3:53:53 UTC

i want to complain about the service at the fast food drive up window...I DO NOT WANT THE DAMN COMBO!!!!and i never will...that is all.

PROUD TO BE TFFE!
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