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Jord Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3 |
I always thought you could only walk on it when you knew where the submerged poles were. ;) |
Jim Baize Send message Joined: 6 May 00 Posts: 758 Credit: 149,536 RAC: 0 |
Ouch! I feel your pain, Capt. I've not had sex with any regularity for about the same length of time. :( No wonder I hate life so much. Jim
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Jim Baize Send message Joined: 6 May 00 Posts: 758 Credit: 149,536 RAC: 0 |
You reloaded the OS on your new Bunn? |
Dominique Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0 |
Damn that SETI/CLASSIC! |
John Cropper Send message Joined: 3 May 00 Posts: 444 Credit: 416,933 RAC: 0 |
vulcans @Siran He's wishing for snow tires... Any one else here who wants their water turned into whine? @Saenger Yes, but only if you wear your water moccasins I always thought you could only walk on it when you knew where the submerged poles were. ;) @Ageless The Polish embassy called. They want you to quit playing water polo with their national team. The horses keep drowning and they've lost three mallets. You reloaded the OS on your new Bunn? @Jim Baize You really need to get that Bunn fetish taken care of. People are beginning to talk! And, BTW, it's Seti BOINC's fault that that particular Chanel lipstick, I had decided to buy today was sold out! @Fuzzy You always said you were a medium. As such, you should be able to Chanel without lipstick. Hell, a good Ouija board should do ya. My dog was constipated, then bit my face and crapped on my new carpet! Now I can't connect through my dial up connection and it's making me constipated!! BOINC sux!!! @Heffed Power down the modem and give the dog an enema. Now, DON'T MIX THAT UP. Otherwise, you'll have serious problems rebooting the dog. My life sucks. @Neo Hook up a hose to it and clean the carpets. That way, you'll be miserable in a clean room, which you can then rent out for all sorts of money to chip manufacturers, who may in turn provide you with free samples. My coffee pot took entirely too long to brew 10 cups this morning!!! @RPMurphy Switch to tea. I hear Trans-World Airlines makes a good tea. (Do you OWN joke with that one; my doctor advised me NOT to continue with it...) No Sex for 4 years......That Really Blows! @Avatar Not my fault. They don't inflate themselves, you know! (ducking) Did I miss anywhine, I mean anyone? :-) Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Fox Sunday (US) at 9PM ET/PT |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
[font='courier,courier new']Neo who?[/font] |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Don't you ever ever ever take Chanel's name in vain! Chanel, who introduced the coolest nailpolish Rouge Noir, which you still, 10 years later, can buy in the stores, and which I still use at special occasions! No, I wanted this lipstick, color Macao, but bought color Capri instead! Did a bargain, BTW! :-D Dear John, a piece of advise: Never stand between a woman and her cosmetics! Never! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Jord Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3 |
Pfffshht, it costs too much, some women put on too much and still look hideous. Why need it, aren't you looking cool, interesting and yourself by yourself? My girlfriend doesn't use any make up and she still looks beautiful, cool, interesting and herself. |
John Cropper Send message Joined: 3 May 00 Posts: 444 Credit: 416,933 RAC: 0 |
Dear John, a piece of advise: Never stand between a woman and her cosmetics! A truly 'good woman' needs nothing before her, but leaves much in her wake: "The path of a good woman is indeed strewn with flowers; but they rise behind her steps, not before them" - John Ruskin (1819-1900) I've seen the high school pic, you should be leaving flowers in your wake, not grinding them to 'make a face'. ;-) Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Fox Sunday (US) at 9PM ET/PT |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
(No Sex for 4 years)......That Really Blows! Isn't that the next best thing to sex? |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
[font='courier,courier new']Neo who?[/font] Some guy who named himself after a movie character. |
John Cropper Send message Joined: 3 May 00 Posts: 444 Credit: 416,933 RAC: 0 |
[font='courier,courier new']Neo who?[/font] I thought he was confusing TWO different science fiction characters? Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Fox Sunday (US) at 9PM ET/PT |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
[font='courier,courier new']Neo who?[/font] Yeah he's confused alright! me@rescam.org |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
I dedicate this thread to ALL who would like to: I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
John Cropper Send message Joined: 3 May 00 Posts: 444 Credit: 416,933 RAC: 0 |
I want to whine about people who quote excessively... Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Fox Sunday (US) at 9PM ET/PT |
Mad Max Send message Joined: 16 Mar 00 Posts: 475 Credit: 213,231,775 RAC: 407 |
My whine: It's Berkeley's fault I have to deal with hurricanes and thunderstorms here in FL trying to kill all my computers! I wish they do something about the weather. IAS - Where Space Is Golden! |
Jim Baize Send message Joined: 6 May 00 Posts: 758 Credit: 149,536 RAC: 0 |
That is CPDN's job. Jim My whine: |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
I want to whine about people who quote excessively... See the previous Cafe SETI thread. |
Jim Baize Send message Joined: 6 May 00 Posts: 758 Credit: 149,536 RAC: 0 |
I want to complain about people who misrepresent themselves over a period of 2 years, through internet conversations, and countless hours of telephone conversations. |
Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6 |
i want to complain about the service at the fast food drive up window...I DO NOT WANT THE DAMN COMBO!!!!and i never will...that is all. PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
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