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Message 1856993 - Posted: 21 Mar 2017, 13:32:08 UTC

On a cliff sat four men: Jesus, one American, one German and one Swedish.

Jesus asked the American if he had any pain
The American replied that he had a sore back.
Jesus made a movement over the American's back and the pain was gone.
The American was happy and thanked Jesus.

Jesus asked the German the same thing.
The German said he always had a horrible headache.
Jesus made a movement over the German's head and the pain disappeared.
The German was obviously delighted.

Finally, Jesus asked if the Swede had some pains.
Then the Swede said: 'Yes, I have a sore leg but don't touch me. I'm still on sick leave".
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Message 1857006 - Posted: 21 Mar 2017, 15:04:35 UTC - in response to Message 1856993.  

Finally, Jesus asked if the Swede had some pains.
Then the Swede said: 'Yes, I have a sore leg but don't touch me. I'm still on sick leave".


R.O.F.P.M.S.L that's a good one for sure ;-)
Life is what you make of it :-)

When i'm good i'm very good , but when i'm bad i'm shi#eloads better ;-) In't I " buttercups " p.m.s.l at authoritie !!;-)
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Message 1857068 - Posted: 22 Mar 2017, 22:28:42 UTC - in response to Message 1856993.  

yep I agree janne good one hahahahaha
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Message 1857091 - Posted: 22 Mar 2017, 23:01:50 UTC
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I am surprised (well maybe not) that some of our members have not shot Sollog down and proved what he has said is false .

Let's put Sollog to a test . I found his new web site
https://www.sollog.com/blog/sollog-news/

On the site there is a new prophecy called the safe zones It says that a meteorite will impact the earth and kill 99.1% of humans and there are 4 place that are safe and not covered by the pentagram of Blood , British Columbia in Canada Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa , Antarctic Peninsula and somewhere near Mongolia and border with Russia .

I did some searches and at first I thought it was about 2015PDC with a Torino value of 5 but that was a exercise for the Astrologists and N.A.S.A as the date he gives for the safe zones is September 3rd 2022 or just after so I thought Sollog ! mate you got this one wrong . Until I did some more searching and there is another meteorite that will come in 2022 but it has a Torino value of zero . Case closed I thought but then I found out some country's are going to smash a small meteorite into a bigger one that is a binary system it's called Didymos here is the link to one of the missions planned
http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Space_Engineering_Technology/Asteroid_Impact_Mission/Asteroid_Impact_Mission2

Let's hope Sollog is wrong and these missions to Didymos don't do something we will all regret and smash into Apophis or send it on a course for Earth or smash into the one coming in 2022 I guess only time will tell.

Wonder if all them refugees crossing the Canadian Border got wind of what Sollog has said and figured what they got to lose now Trump doesn't want them in America :)
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Message 1857122 - Posted: 23 Mar 2017, 0:20:14 UTC

That was too easy... False Idols are everywhere... Take your pick. ;^)

Sollog--his real name is John Patrick Ennis--considers himself to be the Nostradamus of the nineties. He has many reported aliases: Sollog Immanuel Adonai-Adoni; Temple of Hayah; TOH; J.P. Essene; Hisam H'asi; Hasim Asi; El Haddid Etsah; Tony DiPaolo; Nick Ensley; and "God Almighty."

Sollog in Jail
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread165734/pg1

His name is John Patrick Ennis

According to the Philadelphia City Paper (Altman 1996), Ennis has had various legal problems, culminating in his arrest by the United States Secret Service.

Ennis' legal problems, according to Altman, started in 1987, when he admitted selling obscene materials in Maricopa County, Arizona, and was put on probation. He reportedly violated his probation by committing an aggravated assault later that year, following which the authorities issued a warrant for his arrest. He left Arizona and moved to Pennsylvania.

On February 5, 1988, he was arrested in Philadelphia following a drunken high-speed vehicle chase which ended with police officer Sam D'Urso being seriously injured. He was charged with two counts of aggravated assault (including one charge of intentionally causing serious bodily injury to a police officer), one count of recklessly endangering another person, and one count of driving under the influence. After failing to appear in court a second warrant for his arrest was issued, but the authorities failed to follow up on this and it remained unactioned for another seven years.

In September 1995, Ennis was arrested by the United States Secret Service on suspicion of making threats against the President of the United States (according to him, this was related to a prediction that a plane crash would occur if President Bill Clinton flew to Jackson Hole, Wyoming). It was discovered that he had two warrants outstanding against him, and he was committed for trial on the February 1988 vehicle offences. When the case came to court in May 1996, Ennis's defence invoked conspiracy theories involving the President, the Governor of Pennsylvania and the Mayor of Philadelphia. He dismissed his own defense attorney, calling him "part of the conspiracy", and represented himself from that point on. Judge Anthony DeFino described the case (which the press dubbed the "God Trial") as being "the most unusual case I have ever seen in my courtroom". Ennis was convicted on all four charges and imprisoned.

Ennis claims that the conviction was later overturned on technical and evidentiary grounds, although this claim has not been substantiated.

Since March 3, 2005 Ennis has been residing in Broward County, Florida jail awaiting an extradition hearing set for May 31, 2005. The outcome of this extradition may see him returned to Philadelphia on charges that have yet to be determined.


Enough said here.

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Message 1857131 - Posted: 23 Mar 2017, 0:57:45 UTC - in response to Message 1857122.  

No really I do know about some of his criminal stuff and you would be advised to read the cort case you have put up he was not found guilty of attempted assassination of Clinton or plotting to kill him as that was dropped as you show it was the other matters he was convicted off .

And his personal life does not let you off the hook as you still have not proven he is wrong about what he says about the Church or Jesus so prove that and don't fall for the usual thing of slander to discredit but use facts to prove what he said is wrong .

Einstein is revered as the greatest scientist of modern times but take a look at his personal life and you will find he is not so much of a geniuus at life and made some big mistakes .

So all you have proved so far is that Sollog or Dr Sol Adonis or his real name is only a human and not the "one" ergo : God
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Message 1857153 - Posted: 23 Mar 2017, 2:35:54 UTC

It turns out that President Donald Trump, the man who promised he would be “the greatest representative for the Christians,” has only mentioned Jesus twice on Twitter.
And neither of them involved a prayer.
We know Twitter is important to Trump. He says his Christianity is, too.
But those two worlds rarely converge in a way that would seem meaningful to his religious base.
Whether that’s a good or bad thing is anyone’s guess.
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Message 1857165 - Posted: 23 Mar 2017, 3:50:38 UTC

When John Patrick Ennis is awarded the Nobel (Einstein was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics at 42 ), then I might think you have something.

Until then, enlighten me.
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