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janneseti Send message Joined: 14 Oct 09 Posts: 14106 Credit: 655,366 RAC: 0 |
On a cliff sat four men: Jesus, one American, one German and one Swedish. Jesus asked the American if he had any pain The American replied that he had a sore back. Jesus made a movement over the American's back and the pain was gone. The American was happy and thanked Jesus. Jesus asked the German the same thing. The German said he always had a horrible headache. Jesus made a movement over the German's head and the pain disappeared. The German was obviously delighted. Finally, Jesus asked if the Swede had some pains. Then the Swede said: 'Yes, I have a sore leg but don't touch me. I'm still on sick leave". |
Mark Stevenson Send message Joined: 8 Sep 11 Posts: 1736 Credit: 174,899,165 RAC: 91 |
Finally, Jesus asked if the Swede had some pains. R.O.F.P.M.S.L that's a good one for sure ;-) Life is what you make of it :-) When i'm good i'm very good , but when i'm bad i'm shi#eloads better ;-) In't I " buttercups " p.m.s.l at authoritie !!;-) |
Darth Beaver Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 6728 Credit: 21,443,075 RAC: 3 |
yep I agree janne good one hahahahaha |
Darth Beaver Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 6728 Credit: 21,443,075 RAC: 3 |
I am surprised (well maybe not) that some of our members have not shot Sollog down and proved what he has said is false . Let's put Sollog to a test . I found his new web site https://www.sollog.com/blog/sollog-news/ On the site there is a new prophecy called the safe zones It says that a meteorite will impact the earth and kill 99.1% of humans and there are 4 place that are safe and not covered by the pentagram of Blood , British Columbia in Canada Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa , Antarctic Peninsula and somewhere near Mongolia and border with Russia . I did some searches and at first I thought it was about 2015PDC with a Torino value of 5 but that was a exercise for the Astrologists and N.A.S.A as the date he gives for the safe zones is September 3rd 2022 or just after so I thought Sollog ! mate you got this one wrong . Until I did some more searching and there is another meteorite that will come in 2022 but it has a Torino value of zero . Case closed I thought but then I found out some country's are going to smash a small meteorite into a bigger one that is a binary system it's called Didymos here is the link to one of the missions planned http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Space_Engineering_Technology/Asteroid_Impact_Mission/Asteroid_Impact_Mission2 Let's hope Sollog is wrong and these missions to Didymos don't do something we will all regret and smash into Apophis or send it on a course for Earth or smash into the one coming in 2022 I guess only time will tell. Wonder if all them refugees crossing the Canadian Border got wind of what Sollog has said and figured what they got to lose now Trump doesn't want them in America :) |
j mercer Send message Joined: 3 Jun 99 Posts: 2422 Credit: 12,323,733 RAC: 1 |
That was too easy... False Idols are everywhere... Take your pick. ;^) Sollog--his real name is John Patrick Ennis--considers himself to be the Nostradamus of the nineties. He has many reported aliases: Sollog Immanuel Adonai-Adoni; Temple of Hayah; TOH; J.P. Essene; Hisam H'asi; Hasim Asi; El Haddid Etsah; Tony DiPaolo; Nick Ensley; and "God Almighty." Sollog in Jail http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread165734/pg1 His name is John Patrick Ennis Enough said here. ... ... |
Darth Beaver Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 6728 Credit: 21,443,075 RAC: 3 |
No really I do know about some of his criminal stuff and you would be advised to read the cort case you have put up he was not found guilty of attempted assassination of Clinton or plotting to kill him as that was dropped as you show it was the other matters he was convicted off . And his personal life does not let you off the hook as you still have not proven he is wrong about what he says about the Church or Jesus so prove that and don't fall for the usual thing of slander to discredit but use facts to prove what he said is wrong . Einstein is revered as the greatest scientist of modern times but take a look at his personal life and you will find he is not so much of a geniuus at life and made some big mistakes . So all you have proved so far is that Sollog or Dr Sol Adonis or his real name is only a human and not the "one" ergo : God |
janneseti Send message Joined: 14 Oct 09 Posts: 14106 Credit: 655,366 RAC: 0 |
It turns out that President Donald Trump, the man who promised he would be “the greatest representative for the Christians,†has only mentioned Jesus twice on Twitter. |
j mercer Send message Joined: 3 Jun 99 Posts: 2422 Credit: 12,323,733 RAC: 1 |
When John Patrick Ennis is awarded the Nobel (Einstein was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics at 42 ), then I might think you have something. Until then, enlighten me. ... |
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