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Message 1817159 - Posted: 14 Sep 2016, 18:35:27 UTC

Rules of the game:

Winner posts a new picture, waits 24 hours...

After the 24 hours, he/she counts the number of captions, if the sum is less than ten, he/she waits another 24...

After ten captions or NO LATER THAN 48 hours, the winner of the last round declares the winner of the current round - whatever caption strikes him/her as funniest: he/she also picks a second and third place (more on that below)

The winner of the round has 24 hours to post another picture to be captioned; if no picture within the 24 hours, (or notice posted by the winner that he/she is looking...) then second place is up, who also has 24 hours...

During breaks in the action, (between a winner being declared and the next picture posted) general discussion may take place... Moderators should be aware that a picture posting may cross with a "general discussion" type posting.

(When considering run times above please take note of Tuesday's outage, and any other long communications blackouts)
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Message 1817161 - Posted: 14 Sep 2016, 18:37:27 UTC - in response to Message 1817159.  
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Let's try this.


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Message 1817164 - Posted: 14 Sep 2016, 18:51:57 UTC

My home star system is over there...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1817168 - Posted: 14 Sep 2016, 19:38:11 UTC

Ground Control to Major Tom.
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Message 1817195 - Posted: 14 Sep 2016, 21:51:02 UTC

Frank Pool

Or

How did they do it in "Gravity."

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Message 1817198 - Posted: 14 Sep 2016, 22:12:46 UTC
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"He went that-a-way....."

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"Gulley Foyle is my name,and Terra is my nation. Deep Space is my dwelling place, and the Stars my destination".

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1817355 - Posted: 15 Sep 2016, 18:39:03 UTC - in response to Message 1817198.  

24 more hours..
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Message 1817366 - Posted: 15 Sep 2016, 19:20:27 UTC

Humanity originated there.

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We need to run the hyperspace bypass along this insignificant area.
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Message 1817388 - Posted: 15 Sep 2016, 21:26:37 UTC
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This space is reserved for parking. NO!! Double parking allowed
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Message 1817419 - Posted: 15 Sep 2016, 23:24:51 UTC

There's my teapot.
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Message 1817422 - Posted: 15 Sep 2016, 23:42:25 UTC

Hon I'm stepping out for a few.
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Message 1817444 - Posted: 16 Sep 2016, 1:07:08 UTC

Shove me out a airlock just because I got gassy.

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"My suit always lights up like this when I fart while wearing it!"

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Message 1817479 - Posted: 16 Sep 2016, 4:07:25 UTC

Yet another over-reaction to "we need to talk".
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Message 1817523 - Posted: 16 Sep 2016, 10:43:23 UTC

I sure hop those little gray guys have a beer left for me when I get there.
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Message 1817591 - Posted: 16 Sep 2016, 17:45:35 UTC - in response to Message 1817523.  

Thanks for playing everyone.

3rd. Hon I'm stepping out for a few.
Grant

2nd. My home star system is over there...
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1st. "He went that-a-way....."

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Message 1817625 - Posted: 16 Sep 2016, 19:34:55 UTC

Thanks for the win Lynn, my quote from a 1960's Alfred Bester SciFi novel went unremarked so I assume I'm probably the only one to have read it........well here goes for all fruit and racing fans.........



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Message 1817642 - Posted: 16 Sep 2016, 20:40:10 UTC

I guess this guy has really gone banana's.
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Message 1817649 - Posted: 16 Sep 2016, 21:15:30 UTC
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In case of accident. Peel driver like a banana.

Or

Top banana.

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Message 1817720 - Posted: 17 Sep 2016, 1:19:39 UTC

Road leathers color scheme: banana

Does the driver smell like a banana? not after a 500 mile race, he doesn't!
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1817722 - Posted: 17 Sep 2016, 1:26:33 UTC - in response to Message 1817720.  

not after a 500 mile race, he doesn't!

F! does not have 500 mile races.
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