No, just because gravitational waves happened once in 1.3 billion years, that doesn't prove you have a chance of being with whatzername after all. Nice try though...

or

Two severely depressed people can feed off each other's depression more and more until they do the ultimate act and no longer can influence each other in this universe. That has far-reaching consequences on everything around them.

I would say they were in order of quality in order from better to worse.
But it was a picture of two black holes colliding and that caused gravitational waves that were just detected.

Go go, Mojo

Here is something different to caption!

Butterfly Godfather strikes while man is in florist! Update at 11pm!

or

The brutal butterfly slayings continue. The population is in turmoil.

Dude, I occasionally delve into this 'talking to yourself' bit, but you are taking it to a new high, man.

Meowchuckle.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Dude, I occasionally delve into this 'talking to yourself' bit, but you are taking it to a new high, man.
Meowchuckle.

I am not talking to myself, I am posting pics to caption. And I am captioning pics. What do you think the purpose of this game is, putting Mojo down? Well, its not, its a captioning game. 8) So, what are your captions now that you know what the purpose of the game is? This is a new concept around here called "fun" that doesn't involve hurting people but makes you feel happy. 8D So, let's have fun!!!

Not trying to diss ya, man..............
Just pointing out that you are taking a rather unusual path.
Not mine to say right or wrong.

Have fun, indeed.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

The path not chosen by others usually is much more interesting. 8) I have had plenty of people diss me on this message board because I am doing something they are not doing. 8( Somehow, doing something different is thought of as bad. 8| Like Darwin thinking of evolution, people still hate him for it. Or Galileo thinking the Earth revolves around the Sun, I think he was threatened with death for thinking that, wasn't he?. Or SETI looking for alien signals in cosmic noise, most scientists think SETI is a group of crackpots and you ruin your career if you become involved with them. Or having something as insignificant as another captioning game, but with two captions, while you wait for someone to win multiple other games, blasphemy! But what I am doing is actually popular anyway. 8D

So, add some captions! Win the right to post a picture to be captioned within 48 hours, or within 24 if you feel like it! Lose the right by procrastination!

Step right up ladies and gentlemen, and others, and try your captioning skills!
[*organ music begins playing like a calliope*]

Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before all the captions are gone!
8D

The path not chosen by others usually is much more interesting. 8) I have had plenty of people diss me on this message board because I am doing something they are not doing. 8( Somehow, doing something different is thought of as bad. 8| Like Darwin thinking of evolution, people still hate him for it. Or Galileo thinking the Earth revolves around the Sun, I think he was threatened with death for thinking that, wasn't he?. Or SETI looking for alien signals in cosmic noise, most scientists think SETI is a group of crackpots and you ruin your career if you become involved with them. Or having something as insignificant as another captioning game, but with two captions, while you wait for someone to win multiple other games, blasphemy! But what I am doing is actually popular anyway. 8D
So, add some captions! Win the right to post a picture to be captioned within 48 hours, or within 24 if you feel like it! Lose the right by procrastination! Step right up ladies and gentlemen, and others, and try your captioning skills!
[*organ music begins playing like a calliope*]

Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before all the captions are gone!
8D

I have chosen the path few others have long before you have, my friend.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

That's great!
But do you have a couple captions to spare for a guy with two butterflies on his face?
8D

hey... its almost 5am here....

That's great!
But do you have a couple captions to spare for a guy with two butterflies on his face?
8D

hey... its almost 5am here....

Almost 4 am here.
Got a bit of tartar on my face at times...
Would do not good if we got to really sparring.

Detante would be best...dude.

Best stand down.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

I'm not sparring, I am asking for captions! 8D
No need for a detente, we are dilletantes! 8D
I can't stand down, I am already knocked down and staying there! @.~

Hurry, hurry, hurry! There could be a fresh shipment of captions coming any minute!
8)

Rick was slightly amused by his girlfriends suggestion of "butterfly therapy", but he had to admit, it was relaxing.
or
Here we join Steve as he just wakes up from his all-night drunk binge. He will have no idea why he is lieing in a field at the edge of town.

dil•et•tante (ˈdɪl ɪˌtɑnt, ˌdɪl ɪˈtɑnt, -ˈtɑn teɪ, -ˈtæn ti)
n., pl. -tantes, -tan•ti (-ˈtɑn ti)
adj. n.
1. a person who takes up an art, activity, or subject merely for amusement, esp. in a desultory or superficial way; dabbler.
2. a lover of an art or science.
adj.
3. of or characteristic of dilettantes.

Appsrently no one but Mojo know's how to caption pictures! It doesn't seem too hard but does require a bit of hand-eye coordination. But Mojo has that in abundance, just ask anybidy! So, Mojo wins!!!

Wow... I got a mail not involving chewing me out, telling me what a terrible person I am, or threatening me... It has actually made me feel dizzy... And I can't seem to keep my eyes from dripping onto the table. I wonder how many people have eyes that drip onto the table and won't shut off? Maybe I can find some tiny corks... Its getting annoying needing to wipe them off every minute or so... Maybe I could fill them with kitty litter to soak it all up...

But until then here is a pic to caption:

RAC = Recent Average Credit. Mine was at 60 recently!

I think Ms. Mantis might be a real femme fatale, but I'm not sure. What do you think?

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Lady Buggh! Lady Buggh! Fly away home! Your house is on fire! Your children are gone! All except Anne! She hid under the frying pan!

Your pictures are better and more caption-able but whether your captions are better is debatable.. Maybe Ganesha will help out now and squash you into Mojoburger. Though Kili looks pretty enthused about chopping you to ribbons. And then Shiva can dance on your grave. But I guess that is an entirely different thread. I would volunteer to dance on it if I was able to dance.

Hey, I thought you were supposed to be the nice one. Or did we switch somehow. Hmmm...

In spite of being well-dressed, the debutante was vermin through and through.

or

There is nothing meaner than a sixteen year old girl, even when she is dressed up nice.

The saying about mean 16 year old girls is funny, and kind of goes along with the femme fatale caption.
Mojo! Champion! [*the crowd waves hankies and cheers while chanting "Mojo! Mojo! Mojo!..."*]

Here is a very different picture to caption. Hopefully it won't anger Shiva or scare any paranoid people around here. Can you guess what it is?