Even when everybody else hates you, your cat will still love you!
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Ricks new Axe deodorant makes him a real pchicky magnet!

Mojo is the winner! Mojo is certainly on a roll! Figured out how to post captions. What. A. Talent. !!!

Oh, thank you! Thank you! I owe it all to hard work, determination, and two brain cells to rub together! Our next picture to caption will be this relatively new and famous one if you have been awake the last few months:

The world's newest superhero: The Hoovervator!
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The impact of too many fried foods comes too late for Tom...

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Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh Mojo you have really outdone yourself this time!!!
Hoovervator... Fried food...
[*bursts a gut laughing so hard*]

Yes, I know, my greatness is only exceeded by my great humility! See?
[*shows off humility with flourishes and confetti*]

On that note, here is the new picture to caption (for those not cowering under pounds of confetti like big chickens in a breading factory):

Breeding for size in chickens was an overwhelming success. Unfortunately breeding for meat volume, too, was not.
or
It just goes to show that even short, ugly, hatchet-faced, cranky old men can marry young, skinny ultra-supermodels as long as they have lots of money.

Harrrrr harharharharharharrrrrr!
Mojo! The winner! Unbelievable! Comedy -and- social satire! You are almost as talented as I am! Almost.

Almost as good as you! Why I'm twice the person you are!

Now that we are in the mood for love, here is a cutting edge picture to caption of people kissing right out of your nearest high school. Or the ones in the USA anyway:

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A tough one...

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Stick.

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Funny about teenagers. They are 100% hormones, their parents never had any, their grandparents don't know what they are, and their great-grandparents were from before hormones were invented.

Of course its a tough one Mojo! Eveerything isn't Skittlrs and Diet Coke you know! Hopefully you "cutting edge pic" doesn't "cutters" in any of these poor innocent high schoolers. But you won again somehow!

No "cutters" as you put it. There is a LOT of stress in the world, even among high schoolers. They commit suicide more than all other groups combined. Mostly for feeling shut out of society for various reasons including being themselves instead of someone else. You know people like that. You know teenagers who killed themselves or tried. And you know why...

Besides, what planet has poor innocent high schoolers? HA! An alternate universe maybe...

Speaking of aliens, here is a creature that has survived the vacuum of space, not unscathed but survived, and went on to live and reproduce! And it was found to have more thsn 17% ALIEN DNA! That is more thsn TWICE as much as any other cresture evet found! Meet an Alien living among us now: eight legs but not a spideroid or insectoid can live after dehydration pretty easily, has no bones, no eyes, no teeth, has claws, can swim, has a punctuuring mouth that looks like a vacuum cleaner hose attachment, etc etc etc. It might look familiar:

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Of course its a tough one Mojo! Eveerything isn't Skittles and Diet Coke you know!

By the way, shouldn't that be "Everything isn't skittles and..." Oh, nevermind, I don't know what the skittles in the saying is anyway, and I don't drink so the saying is meaningless to me anyway... So, Skittles the candy, and Diet Coke, I can relate to... You know me better than I thought, huh?

Man, no wonder people attack you, you can't come up with an original idea, you have to rely on ME for inspiration. And you realize you re-posted a Tardigrade, that makes both you and it a:

Retardigrade

or it could just be

A tax collector blindly stumbling around trying to find a victim to latch onto to slash away their bank accounts and drain of funds.

No, its not me they attack, its you. I am all sweetness and light compared to you. And you know you don't have to attack me, Ye Spawn Of Aliens. Too bad no one else is posting so we can get some relief from you...

What I can't figure out is Tardigrades have 8 boneless legs, no eyes, etc, which would seem to be some kind of creature with an exoskeleton, except you can see it seems to have some kind of flexible skin and not some hard chitinous shell, I can't decide if its bending its legs or not, if it does bend them then that would seem to show it has joints but no bones so how is that possible?, and if it has no eyes then how does it find food? does it have hands/feet or just claws sticking out? and besides Aliens what the heck is it related to?

But you did win the captioning again...

Yeah, like I am preventing anybody from posting. Maybe its your sickly sweetness that is driving them away. Ha!
You know what your problem could be, Mojo? You think too much.
You need to be like everybody else in the world: the only important things in life are football, drinking, and gossip.
Definitely not Tardigrades, of all things...
Get with the program, buckaroo!

Here is something to caption though:

You are all heart for Valentines Day, Mojo...

"The hills are alive... with the sound of music... with songs they have sung... for a thousand years..."

or

Ooommmm... Ooommmm... Ooommm...

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Mommmm!... Mommmm!... Mommmm!...

or

You did Whaaat?

Okay, why drag it out, you win...

A winner!

Now caption this topical picture:

The two of them are so dense they can't help but make waves when they get together.

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Steve and his husband are like black holes, no matter how much info you give them and no matter how much light you try to cast on a subject, they never get any brighter.