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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20307 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
I'll take a Canada Alaskan salmon, any day. |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20307 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I want to be a vegetarian, But I dont no BEANS about it. [/quote] Old James |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
When it comes to vegetable puns, you've got me beet. |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20307 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
He rose through the ranks of the International Corn Growers association, eventually becoming a kernel. |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
I'll bet that warranted a tassel on his cap. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Graham Middleton Send message Joined: 1 Sep 00 Posts: 1520 Credit: 86,815,638 RAC: 0 |
Julie, That's a bit CORNy Happy Crunching, Graham |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Bear in mind -- peas on Earth. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
And, I kind of like vegetables, too. Must peel out of here, however. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
... but the peal of bells, double meaning spells, your vegetable puns seem sexy... eek . |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
I have found that most sexy vegetables are bellow the surface of the ground. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
.. yet above the surface re-leaf is found.. . |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
But, let's not bark up the wrong tree. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
We embark upon a different root. It sets us free, . |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20307 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius. |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
I think you must have drunk a little too much Betelgeuse, A.G. |
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