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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
Finally time for some more, how shall I say it... punning:))) Reprise of the rules: No.1- Any puns good or bad are allowed. No.2- As for idle chat, Id ask that it be kept to a minimum. Questions and or suggestions will always be welcomed, But Lets keep the off topic posts to near zero. No.3- Thread Drift, There is no such thing as pun thread drifting. It can be any topic that the punster takes it. Yes it usually takes a certain course before it dies out, But we are to have fun, Not enforce overly ambitches rules. Have fun:) And do keep complementing guys:) rOZZ Music Pictures |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
That's what I meant -- to complement. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Is that like cake topping? |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Gump |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
I crack puns, for rest and relaxation. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
What is called an arboreal soldier? |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
A forest grunt, I suppose. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
A forest ground pounder...... |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Ground pounder? Sounds like a Whopper with cheeze. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
A soldier wearing hobnail boots? |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
A mounted Mounty? |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Now we are talking about a saddle pounder...... |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
In winter, perhaps he'd use a one-horse opun sleigh. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I had heard that those who hunt animals for fur,That when they joined the airborne commandos were then called Parratrappers? [/quote] Old James |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
One time in the service I was so fit my gun would sweat before I did on my morning run.... |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2474 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Then, there was the poor lady who got into an argument with her fiancé, who was a soldier -- he turned into a cross beau. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Then, there was the poor lady who got into an argument with her fiancé, I bet she claimed he was a Mon Sewer. [/quote] Old James |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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