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Sirius B   Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 
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With all the doom and gloom about, time for some "hot" & debatable fun....... ...to start the "ball" rolling..... According to Psychology, this is what women want: It's stated that only 1.4% of men have all but the rule of five applies to the rest of us...... 1 Tall rather than short (or at least taller than the woman) 2 Dark haired rather than blonde 3 Handsome rather than plain 4 Masculine but clean (hygiene is important to woman) 5 A little rough and dangerous but safe and gentle – with them 6 Risk takers until they’re married and / or have children 7 Flat stomach - small butt 8 Broad shoulders - narrow waist 9 Wealthy or have future wealth potential 10 Leaders rather than followers 11 Able to make them feel good even if it means lying (convincingly) 12 Confident and relaxed 13 Popular with others but focused on them – the woman 14 Physically fit but not so it dominates their lives 15 Intelligent enough to understand them but definitely not a nerd 16 A little wild but tameable 17 Adventurous in their past and present but only adventurous with her in the future 18 Unpredictable – for a while 19 Experienced with sex but prepared to give up other women for them 20 Good listeners 21 Definitely not weird – unless being weird is the norm for the social group 22 Able to dress with style and reasonable fashion but not a dandy 23 Loving but not possessive and stifling. 24 A sense that they're prepared to walk away – if they really feel like it 25 Able to make them laugh! (Hugely important) ...and the best tip of all? stay sober or at least reasonably sober. ID: 1494780 ·  |
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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What women don't want (The Turn off) However … and this is a big however, if the man has any of the characteristics listed below then his chances fall incredibly fast. These are called: “Contact Killersâ€. 1 Has an very unpleasant or unusual body odour – Could be illness 2 Has noticeable rashes or advanced skin disease of any sort – Illness and Disease 3 Has distorted or imbalanced facial features – May imply genetic issues 4 Sweats uncontrollably – It implies illness or anxiety therefore not an alpha 5 Is “laughably†socially awkward –Implies ill adjustment 6 Is noticeably feminine – Could be secretly gay? 7 Is fat – a butt the size of two pigs in a sack - No self control / physical weakness 8 Has bad teeth / breathe – Not kissing a dirty drain. 9 Is really, as opposed to just interestingly, weird. I.e. He collects frog spawn as a hobby and believes it could be tomorrow’s wonder-food. – Unbalanced! 10 Is too old or just looks too old – No kids there. 11 Comes across as desperate - Loser. 12 Over 25 and lives with his mother – Let’s not go there! ID: 1494794 · |
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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As evidenced by these boards, there are MEN & then there are men Ah well, C'est la vie. ID: 1495094 · |
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As evidenced by these boards, there are MEN & then there are men Good to know The Internet Tough Guys from the internet tough guys. fO shO Got Picture? Got Cave?  May we All have a METAMORPHOSIS. REASON. GOoD JUDGEMENT and LOVE and ORDER!!!!! 
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The Simonator  Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 
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1 Tall rather than short (or at least taller than the woman) 6'2", haven't met many women taller than that. 2 Dark haired rather than blonde Ginger, what does that count as? 3 Handsome rather than plain Not for me to judge. 4 Masculine but clean (hygiene is important to woman) I shower twice a day, that's probably enough. 5 A little rough and dangerous but safe and gentle – with them Neither rough nor dangerous, i'm not a fighter i'm a fleer 6 Risk takers until they’re married and / or have children I've kayaked mamy of the roughest rivers in the UK 7 Flat stomach - small butt Slightly padded. 8 Broad shoulders - narrow waist Just broad generally 9 Wealthy or have future wealth potential Not doing too badly. 10 Leaders rather than followers I work by myself, so both. 11 Able to make them feel good even if it means lying (convincingly) Convincing liar, i can do that. 12 Confident and relaxed Any more laid back i'd be horizontal. 13 Popular with others but focused on them – the woman Focusing, that's something a camera does i think. 14 Physically fit but not so it dominates their lives See 6. 15 Intelligent enough to understand them but definitely not a nerd Hmm, PhD in biological chemistry, that's pretty nerdy. 16 A little wild but tameable Fully house trained. 17 Adventurous in their past and present but only adventurous with her in the future See 6. 18 Unpredictable – for a while Eh? 19 Experienced with sex but prepared to give up other women for them Let's not go there. 20 Good listeners See 11. 21 Definitely not weird – unless being weird is the norm for the social group See 15. 22 Able to dress with style and reasonable fashion but not a dandy I wear what fits. 23 Loving but not possessive and stifling. Definitely not possessive! 24 A sense that they're prepared to walk away – if they really feel like it Definitely. 25 Able to make them laugh! (Hugely important) Never had much trouble there. ...and the best tip of all? stay sober or at least reasonably sober. With my alcohol tolerance, getting drunk is too expensive. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. 
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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:-) @Dull The Hippies had it right in the 60's.....Make love not war :-) ID: 1495141 · |
Es99  Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 
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With all the doom and gloom about, time for some "hot" & debatable fun....... He manages the reasonably bit. A drunkard is not sexy. Obviously I married the perfect man. Reality Internet Personality ID: 1495276 · |
OzzFan     Send message Joined: 9 Apr 02 Posts: 15691 Credit: 84,761,841 RAC: 28
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I like your answers Es! ID: 1495287 · |
Мишель  Send message Joined: 26 Nov 13 Posts: 3073 Credit: 87,868 RAC: 0 
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1 Tall rather than short (or at least taller than the woman) ID: 1495499 · |
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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+1 No 20 had me in stiches. ID: 1495500 · |
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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....and women are supposed to be from Venus..... Army must consider female combat roles ...it seems the Venusians want to become Martians. ID: 1500938 · |
anniet  Send message Joined: 2 Feb 14 Posts: 7105 Credit: 1,577,368 RAC: 75 
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Um...  Oops... Sorry everyone :) couldn't resist it... ID: 1511203 · |
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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Um... Stop apologising :-) Love this one though... It's why men smoke... They hope lung cancer kills them before the wife does. ID: 1511267 · |
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