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Message 1417787 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 17:40:23 UTC - in response to Message 1417784.  

They should STAND IN SILENCE while we teach Thorism to all the youth of 'murica. After all, it's another possible explanation of our origins and should be given equal time to those other blasphemous theories like evolution.

If you have properly closed your mind to other possibilities then yes they should be silenced and Thorism taught in science classes as part of a proper course in Intelligent Design.
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Message 1417791 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 17:52:12 UTC - in response to Message 1417787.  

They should STAND IN SILENCE while we teach Thorism to all the youth of 'murica. After all, it's another possible explanation of our origins and should be given equal time to those other blasphemous theories like evolution.

If you have properly closed your mind to other possibilities then yes they should be silenced and Thorism taught in science classes as part of a proper course in Intelligent Design.


No, Intelligent Design is that other theory that attempts to take incomplete data and make assertions that are not backed by observation, such as failing to take into account all the failed mutations that died off before the one working mutation was beneficial enough to survive and reproduce, like the flagellum motor.

No, this is Thorism, and it correctly states that Thor and is Hammer forged the Earth and the Heavens. Thor, according to the comics, was not very intelligent, and might be angered with your comparison of His Theory against the inferior Intelligent Design.

There's room to teach all three theories, so that children can properly decide for themselves which theory they wish to believe. Science should always have choices.
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Message 1417792 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 17:53:08 UTC
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And then a new cult was born...a moment of silence please...;))

Hail Thor!
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Message 1417796 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 18:15:29 UTC - in response to Message 1417791.  
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Thor, according to the comics, was not very intelligent, and might be angered with your comparison of His Theory against the inferior Intelligent Design.

My mind is closed, intelligent or not Thor is the designer. Now we will have 2 sects, Intelligent Design by Thor and Not so Intelligent Design by Thor. I do like the idea of dummies teaching the science of Intelligent Design.
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Message 1417806 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 18:30:54 UTC - in response to Message 1417796.  

Thor, according to the comics, was not very intelligent, and might be angered with your comparison of His Theory against the inferior Intelligent Design.

My mind is closed, intelligent or not Thor is the designer. Now we will have 2 sects, Intelligent Design by Thor and Not so Intelligent Design by Thor. I do like the idea of dummies teaching the science of Intelligent Design.


Have you ever lied?
Have you ever thought about the opposite sex lustfully?
Would you save your own dog before your human neighbor?
Have you ever taken Thor's name in vain?

If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, this proves your belief is in a false Thor the Designer. Thor of Thorism loves you. Thor is infallible, and can forgive your sins, but you must cast aside your lifestyle and devote yourself to Thorism, for only then will you enter His Kingdom.

This must be taught in science class so we can reach as many non-believers in Thorism as possible! We need to convert this entire blasphemous nation!
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Message 1417809 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 18:41:35 UTC - in response to Message 1417806.  

This must be taught in science class so we can reach as many non-believers in Thorism as possible! We need to convert this entire blasphemous nation!

I agree as long as only the truly ignorant teach, for Thorism must be able to be understood by the most stupid of us.
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Message 1417814 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 19:01:23 UTC

This must be taught in science class so we can reach as many non-believers in Thorism as possible! We need to convert this entire blasphemous nation!


Lord have mercy on this mans soul! Oops, wrong thread...;)))
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Message 1417830 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 19:27:40 UTC - in response to Message 1417784.  

They should STAND IN SILENCE while we teach Thorism to all the youth of 'murica. After all, it's another possible explanation of our origins and should be given equal time to those other blasphemous theories like evolution.

This must be the first priority of Congress and the President to pass the Thorism teaching act and create the new Thorism cabinet post. Much more important than the debt ceiling.

All hail the mighty Thor the Designer!

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Message 1417833 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 19:32:20 UTC

And finally it had a name...:)
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Message 1417891 - Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 20:42:13 UTC - in response to Message 1417833.  

And finally it had a name...:)


All it needs now is a leader....

..how about Barack Thor Obama...

Then the twins could rule heaven and earth :)
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Message 1417941 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 1:46:12 UTC - in response to Message 1416504.  

In the absence of any contrary evidence Thor must be accepted as the designer of the universe. Prove it wrong.



Is Thor all-powerful?
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that ...

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Message 1417945 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 2:03:24 UTC - in response to Message 1417941.  

In the absence of any contrary evidence Thor must be accepted as the designer of the universe. Prove it wrong.



Is Thor all-powerful?

Nah, he just designed it.
That is what I thought without any evidence and my mind is closed to any outside influences.
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Message 1417965 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 4:18:01 UTC - in response to Message 1417941.  

In the absence of any contrary evidence Thor must be accepted as the designer of the universe. Prove it wrong.



Is Thor all-powerful?

Thor designed power. There is no power but Thor. All hail Thor the Designer.
This is my faith.

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Message 1417987 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 6:23:24 UTC

OK im convinced it isnt Frigg who is the designer its Thor. How am I sure because, There are many words that start with Thor. Like Thorathic surgeon, Thorsaurus, Thorsday, And when you vistit another place you are a Thorist. And whole countrys thrive on Thorism.
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Message 1418002 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 8:24:56 UTC - in response to Message 1417999.  

You do all realise that a certain poster can still read these and is either having a severe case of apoplexy, or plotting his revenge as we speak!

What a plethora of views that have been authored here, that you could drive a carthorse through, it's thorough blasphemy!



That certain poster is only half the equation..
The other half is feeling the rath.

There is a good deal of venting going on. Thats the only reason this thread has lasted as long as it has.

Isnt there an element caled THORium. And some homes are heated by radiaTHORs.
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Message 1418017 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 10:29:21 UTC

Well know, here's a thread with an opposite twist.

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Message 1418041 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 13:50:06 UTC - in response to Message 1417999.  

You do all realise that a certain poster can still read these and is either having a severe case of apoplexy, or plotting his revenge as we speak!

I think the poster who changed (at least temporarily) his avatar to "the hammer of Thor" is still able to post. I assume we can count him in the number who believe Thor is the designer.

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Message 1418064 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 14:56:05 UTC

Anu is all forgiving why talk of false gods when you have the one true Evolved God Anu. Master of all time and space. Thunder, too! Anu forgives and welcomes you into his tentacled arms


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Message 1418108 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 16:06:55 UTC

I think every individual is his/her own great designer
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Message 1418112 - Posted: 20 Sep 2013, 16:09:10 UTC - in response to Message 1418108.  

you'd think that but my clothing line is a poor seller. I blame the marketing


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