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Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
Birds often fish, North and south, but rarely swim. |
Rookie_69 Send message Joined: 29 May 03 Posts: 86 Credit: 2,512,767 RAC: 0 |
> Birds often fish, North and south, but rarely swim. Tell that to the penguins! |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
> That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. wich is ? |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
How do you put an elephant into a refregirator ? |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
> ...don't be ridiculous.... It's easy ! Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door. Now, how do you put a giraffe in a refregirator ? |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
> ...take the elephant out..... Your not as rediculous as thought. Now, The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend? |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
> I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry. Don't be fooled by what other says, it is. |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. |
Dominique Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0 |
> A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she > said 'no'. > Dominique gave me that same ridiculous answer the first time I asked. . |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
> Dominique gave me that same ridiculous answer the first time I asked. That's not what she said to me...Maybe it was another Dominique ? |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. |
Darth Dogbytes™ Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0 |
ORGY! Account frozen... |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
How do you define ridiculous ? |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
I sense a Jessica response coming on.. |
THESPEEKER Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 168 Credit: 48,990 RAC: 0 |
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laughingboy Send message Joined: 2 Dec 02 Posts: 306 Credit: 532,990 RAC: 0 |
@ Petit Soleil Well, I've sat here all night and I'm still waiting to find out which animal didn't attend? "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." |
THESPEEKER Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 168 Credit: 48,990 RAC: 0 |
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Rick Donovan Send message Joined: 6 Feb 02 Posts: 117 Credit: 1,222,590 RAC: 1 |
> > ...take the elephant out..... > > Your not as rediculous as thought. Now, The Lion King is hosting an animal > conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend? > The Elephant, he couldn't pack his trunk |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled them back. We kissed. She screamed. I took the cigarette from my mouth and kissed her again... ________________________________________NEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of directors unanimously rejected the $11 billion takeover bid by Philip Morris and Co. A Kraft spokesman stated in a press conference that the offer was rejected because the $90-per-share bid did not reflect the true value of the company. Wall Street insiders, however, tell quite a different story. Apparently, the Kraft board of directors had all but signed the takeover agreement when they learned of Philip Morris' marketing plans for one of their major Middle East subsidiaries. To a person, the board voted to reject the bid when they discovered that the tobacco giant intended to reorganize Israeli Cheddar, Ltd., and name the new company Cheeses of Nazareth. .o0(Maybe I should have posted this in the Religion Thread. Oh, well... Pass the biscuits, Grommit.) |
Petit Soleil Send message Joined: 17 Feb 03 Posts: 1497 Credit: 70,934 RAC: 0 |
> @ Petit Soleil > > Well, I've sat here all night and I'm still waiting to find out which animal > didn't attend? Don't be reidiculous, you know it...It's the giraffe !!! (Actually the Giraffe was supposed to go in the fridge first...) Now There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? |
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