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mikey Send message Joined: 17 Dec 99 Posts: 4215 Credit: 3,474,603 RAC: 0 |
ROYAL SPANISH SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY Give me your email address and I will forward all of mine to you too! I have won SEVERAL International Lotteries LATELY! |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
ROYAL SPANISH SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY Whenever I get those emails informing me that I've won millions, I forward them to the senders of the other emails I've gotten from Nicaragua that are requesting money for one reason or another. Everybody wins, and at worst I break even. |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
Give me your email address and I will forward all of mine to you too! I have won SEVERAL International Lotteries LATELY! [font='courier,courier new']Yes, but did you get lucky?[/font] |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Yep...but not with the mails. Then you're more lucky that others! ;-) "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
John Cropper Send message Joined: 3 May 00 Posts: 444 Credit: 416,933 RAC: 0 |
Yeah....right!!! At least YOU hit the lottery... All I got was three mortgage applications (I can get a really low, kickass rate), a proposal to come and visit "Candy's horny farm animals web site" and five solicitations for drugs guaranteed to "enhance my manhood". If I accepted all of them, I've have a 1.9% mortgage rate, a really nasty petting zoo and would need a wheelbarrow to carry my 'nads around in... <font> KILL ALL SPAMMERS AND FEED THEIR PUTRID ORGANS TO VIRUS-WRITERS! </font> Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Fox Sunday (US) at 9PM ET/PT |
John Cropper Send message Joined: 3 May 00 Posts: 444 Credit: 416,933 RAC: 0 |
So....how many boxes of Pills of Passion did you order then? As I am not plural, thus did I order naught. :-D Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Fox Sunday (US) at 9PM ET/PT |
Jord Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3 |
I seem to be rich as well!! GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!! I don't think so. ;) |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
I seem to be rich as well!! Damn, all the ones, I have had my Mailwasher to "wash" away! I could have been rich also! ;-) "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Darth Dogbytes™ Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0 |
Keith, did those nasty Nigerians ever send you a refund? Just curious... Account frozen... |
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