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Message 159268 - Posted: 29 Aug 2005, 16:24:52 UTC - in response to Message 159263.  

ROYAL SPANISH SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
CALLE GRANVIA 32N 1C MADRID SPAIN
REF: RSSL/61-ILGI0509/45
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RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION
Dear Winner,
ATTENTION:AWARD NOTIFICATION.
This is to inform you on the release of the ROYAL SPAINISH SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY Yeah....right!!!

Give me your email address and I will forward all of mine to you too! I have won SEVERAL International Lotteries LATELY!

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Message 159282 - Posted: 29 Aug 2005, 16:59:01 UTC - in response to Message 159268.  

ROYAL SPANISH SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
CALLE GRANVIA 32N 1C MADRID SPAIN
REF: RSSL/61-ILGI0509/45
BATCH:RSSL/15/096/WRCS
RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION
Dear Winner,
ATTENTION:AWARD NOTIFICATION.
This is to inform you on the release of the ROYAL SPAINISH SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY Yeah....right!!!

Give me your email address and I will forward all of mine to you too! I have won SEVERAL International Lotteries LATELY!

Whenever I get those emails informing me that I've won millions, I forward them to the senders of the other emails I've gotten from Nicaragua that are requesting money for one reason or another. Everybody wins, and at worst I break even.
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Message 159286 - Posted: 29 Aug 2005, 17:03:36 UTC - in response to Message 159268.  

Give me your email address and I will forward all of mine to you too! I have won SEVERAL International Lotteries LATELY!

[font='courier,courier new']Yes, but did you get lucky?[/font]
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Message 159308 - Posted: 29 Aug 2005, 17:46:29 UTC - in response to Message 159292.  

Yep...but not with the mails.


Then you're more lucky that others! ;-)



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Message 159625 - Posted: 29 Aug 2005, 23:38:10 UTC - in response to Message 159263.  

Yeah....right!!!


At least YOU hit the lottery...

All I got was three mortgage applications (I can get a really low, kickass rate), a proposal to come and visit "Candy's horny farm animals web site" and five solicitations for drugs guaranteed to "enhance my manhood".

If I accepted all of them, I've have a 1.9% mortgage rate, a really nasty petting zoo and would need a wheelbarrow to carry my 'nads around in...

<font> KILL ALL SPAMMERS AND FEED THEIR PUTRID ORGANS TO VIRUS-WRITERS! </font>


Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Message 159686 - Posted: 30 Aug 2005, 2:23:13 UTC - in response to Message 159669.  

So....how many boxes of Pills of Passion did you order then?


As I am not plural, thus did I order naught. :-D


Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Message 160960 - Posted: 31 Aug 2005, 22:41:48 UTC
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I seem to be rich as well!!

GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!!
UKONLINE?INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
IS REGISTERED UNDER THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF;
(Registration Z720633X).

UKONLINE?INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
20 A'BECKETS AVENUE
PALDWICK, BOGNOR REGIS,
WEST SUSSEX, PO21 4LX
UNITED KINGDOM
Ref: UK/9420X2/688
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
30-08-2005.


UKONLINE 2005 RESULTS UPDATE.

We happily announce to you the draw (#989) of the UNITED KINGDOM HIGHSTAKE ONLINE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on 28th AUGUST 2005.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: (13)-(43)-(06)-(15)-(02)-(40)bonus # (09).Which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £500,000 (Five hundred thousand pounds sterling) in cash credited to file TU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of £2,000,000,00 shared amongst the first four (5) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place bimonthly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our British booklet representative office in London as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this your £500,000 (Five hundred thousand pounds sterling) would be released to you by our affiliate Forwarding security service in London.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our security/fiduciary agent:
**************************************************************
Dr.Dave Ellis
Foreign Services Manager, Payment and Release order Department
Email: xxxxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk
*************************************************************

Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UKONLINE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AND E SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY UK.At your disposal, we remain. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Alison LeBanc
Controller

UKONLINE?INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
WEST SUSSEX, PO21 4LX
United Kingdom.


I don't think so. ;)
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Message 160983 - Posted: 31 Aug 2005, 23:21:35 UTC - in response to Message 160960.  

I seem to be rich as well!!
I don't think so. ;)


Damn, all the ones, I have had my Mailwasher to "wash" away! I could have been rich also! ;-)



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Message 161104 - Posted: 1 Sep 2005, 1:48:16 UTC
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Keith, did those nasty Nigerians ever send you a refund?
Just curious...


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