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Message 157193 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 3:32:03 UTC

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Yes, I selling magic beans on ebay. 80% of the profits go to the SETI institute. I recommend that the word of this auction be spread. If necessary, yell from the treetops with news of these magic beans. The only problem is that I cannot barter over eBay, and as such I will not be accepting cows as payment.
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Message 157195 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 3:33:32 UTC - in response to Message 157193.  

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5609571764

Yes, I selling magic beans on ebay. 80% of the profits go to the SETI institute. I recommend that the word of this auction be spread. If necessary, yell from the treetops with news of these magic beans. The only problem is that I cannot barter over eBay, and as such I will not be accepting cows as payment.



How about some nuts?
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Message 157199 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 3:38:31 UTC - in response to Message 157195.  

How about some nuts?

How about some mushrooms ?
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Message 157229 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 4:41:54 UTC - in response to Message 157199.  

How about some nuts?

How about some mushrooms ?

Shrooms?!
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Message 157255 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 5:22:14 UTC - in response to Message 157193.  
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[font='courier,courier new']This is too good a PR stunt to be true!

SPREAD THE SETI/eBAY WORD TO YOUR LOCAL PRESS!![/font]


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Message 157258 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 5:29:22 UTC - in response to Message 157255.  

[font='courier,courier new']This is too good a PR stunt to be true!

SPREAD THE SETI/eBAY WORD TO YOUR LOCAL PRESS!![/font]




Hey I gave em a bid WT Hell Where does the other 20% Go to?

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Message 157267 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 5:38:12 UTC - in response to Message 157258.  

[font='courier,courier new']Shipping.

Have you any idea how much sailboat fuel costs these days?[/font]
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Message 157272 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 5:42:16 UTC - in response to Message 157267.  

[font='courier,courier new']Shipping.
Have you any idea how much sailboat fuel costs these days?[/font]

West coast or east coast?
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Message 157297 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 5:58:25 UTC - in response to Message 157272.  
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[font='courier,courier new'][rolls eyes] South Coast...[/font]

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Message 157298 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 5:59:59 UTC - in response to Message 157272.  

[font='courier,courier new']Shipping.
Have you any idea how much sailboat fuel costs these days?[/font]

West coast or east coast?




'Beans, beans the magical fruit, The more you eat the more you toot, The more you toot the better you'll feel, So eat your beans after every meal!!!'
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Message 157310 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 6:15:04 UTC - in response to Message 157297.  

[font='courier,courier new'][rolls eyes] South Coast...[/font]

Wind - hurricane... DUH! You lose this round. [rolls eyes]
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Message 157319 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 6:33:57 UTC - in response to Message 157310.  

[font='courier,courier new']You wanna take this to the new FotD5 (soon to be in NC)? !-)[/font]
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Message 157329 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 7:01:39 UTC - in response to Message 157319.  

[font='courier,courier new']You wanna take this to the new FotD5 (soon to be in NC)? !-)[/font]

5, 6 and 7!
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Message 157341 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 7:32:36 UTC - in response to Message 157258.  
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[font='courier,courier new']This is too good a PR stunt to be true!

SPREAD THE SETI/eBAY WORD TO YOUR LOCAL PRESS!![/font]




Hey I gave em a bid WT Hell Where does the other 20% Go to?

I'm using that money to fund the search for a giant. That giant will then have a castle in the clouds. When the buyer plants the seeds and they grow a giant bean stalk, the giant will ambush him and steal the rest of the beans. I'll then be able to resell them on eBay at 100% donation.

I will not sell magic nuts or shrooms (I lol'd) because they can't grow giant beanstalks. You also can't use them for Civil War Reinactments. But please do tell everyone you know and the news.

Edit: Thanks for the bid. I will only ship to the West coast using the Pony Express, and only then if the rider is actually on an elephant and only then when the elephant is male and only then when his lineage can be traced back to a human/elephant hybrid and only then if that human is Tom Cruise. HE'S CRAZY!
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Message 157342 - Posted: 26 Aug 2005, 7:48:51 UTC - in response to Message 157341.  

[font='courier,courier new']This is too good a PR stunt to be true!

SPREAD THE SETI/eBAY WORD TO YOUR LOCAL PRESS!![/font]




Hey I gave em a bid WT Hell Where does the other 20% Go to?

I'm using that money to fund the search for a giant. That giant will then have a castle in the clouds. When the buyer plants the seeds and they grow a giant bean stalk, the giant will ambush him and steal the rest of the beans. I'll then be able to resell them on eBay at 100% donation.

I will not sell magic nuts or shrooms (I lol'd) because they can't grow giant beanstalks. You also can't use them for Civil War Reinactments. But please do tell everyone you know and the news.

Edit: Thanks for the bid. I will only ship to the West coast using the Pony Express, and only then if the rider is actually on an elephant and only then when the elephant is male and only then when his lineage can be traced back to a human/elephant hybrid and only then if that human is Tom Cruise. HE'S CRAZY!


you are a nut! :-)

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