I know what you mean. The closest I get to a date or a gf is when one of the women I know needs a ride somewhere.

Women are strange,I understand that their brain do not soak in same hormones so I don't try to understand their way of thinking.

Unsophisticated women think I'm to sophisticated and sophisticated women think the opposite.

I just wanted to let everyone know that I have no life whatsoever..

[font='courier,courier new']Mosey on up to the bar, grab a beer, and tell me about it.

I could use a laugh.[/font]

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Make mine a double. You guys all sound like me. At least Megaman has a GF. the last few women in my life have misrepresented themselve so badly they weren't who I thought they were. Maybe I'm just too trusting.

eHarmony.com is supposed to be one of the best dating sites going. I've filled out their form twice on two different occasions over the past 2 years or so. I am one of those people that they can't help.

isn't depression great? even our best days are still worse than most peoples typical bad days. i think i should probably shut up now.

I just wanted to let everyone know that I have no life whatsoever..

[font='courier,courier new']Mosey on up to the bar, grab a beer, and tell me about it.

I could use a laugh.[/font]

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Ok, guys, here's a BIG laugh for you:

I haven't had a girlfriend of ANY kind since '82. >:-(

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

(choke) (choke) ...eyes and nose burning...

...just spewed beer everywhere...

(choke) (choke) ...eyes and nose burning...

...just spewed beer everywhere...

Mmmmm.... Beeeer.... >:-)

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

[font='courier,courier new'][sneezes beer outta his nose]

Girlfriend? You mean a real, flesh-and-blood, no-purchase-necessary, you-can-get-laid-and-not-get-laughed-at-in-the-process girlfriend?

@ MegaMan: Get the f outta here - The thread's title is strictly à lá Morrissey and The Smiths "woe-is-me". You got nothing to whine about.[/font]

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[font='courier,courier new'][sneezes beer outta his nose]

Girlfriend? You mean a real, flesh-and-blood, no-purchase-necessary, you-can-get-laid-and-not-get-laughed-at-in-the-process girlfriend?

@ MegaMan: Get the f outta here - The thread's title is strictly à lá Morrissey and The Smiths "woe-is-me". You got nothing to whine about.[/font]

Yeah, one of them.... >:-)

And, since Megaman has one of them, he HAS a life.... Sort of.... >:-)

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

Ok, guys, here's a BIG laugh for you:

I haven't had a girlfriend of ANY kind since '82. >:-(

'87 for me.
I'm 41 now and the best times are past. :(

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seti@home lonely hearts club !

@kajunfisher
stop wasting the beer please !

I promise I won't waste any more unless someone says it was earlier than '82 ;-)

(there's plenty more in the fridge, help yourself) :-)

I promise I won't waste any more unless someone says it was earlier than '82 ;-)

(there's plenty more in the fridge, help yourself) :-)

Ok !
I promise I won't say the year ...

Ok, guys, here's a BIG laugh for you:

I haven't had a girlfriend of ANY kind since '82. >:-(

'87 for me.
I'm 41 now and the best times are past. :(

I got you by a dozen years.... >:-(

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

Make mine a double. You guys all sound like me. At least Megaman has a GF. the last few women in my life have misrepresented themselve so badly they weren't who I thought they were. Maybe I'm just too trusting.

eHarmony.com is supposed to be one of the best dating sites going. I've filled out their form twice on two different occasions over the past 2 years or so. I am one of those people that they can't help.

isn't depression great? even our best days are still worse than most peoples typical bad days. i think i should probably shut up now.

I've tried a few of the 'matchmaking' sites. The only responses were from the russian visa and ticket scammers.

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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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Guess I'm lucky then, I've always had more than one to choose from if I wanted them.
I've just had so many bad experiences with woman that it's not high
on my list of fun things to do anymore.

Hear, hear.... >:-)

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

I promise I won't waste any more unless someone says it was earlier than '82 ;-)

[font='courier,courier new']Get a keg.[/font]

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Guess I'm lucky then, I've always had more than one to choose from if I wanted them.
I've just had so many bad experiences with woman that it's not high
on my list of fun things to do anymore.

It's always been that way for me too.

Sometimes I think I'm not very high on their list either, but then there are days like yesterday when they are hollering "wooohooo" at me in the parking lot of Kroger's :-)

I promise I won't waste any more unless someone says it was earlier than '82 ;-)

[font='courier,courier new']Get a keg.[/font]

Good idea, then I won't have to make so many trips to the fridge ;-)

Excuse me guys, but this is too depressive for me! Men feeling sorry for themselves! See you later, after you all have recovered from your hangovers from drinking too much to drown your sorrows in beer and alcohol! Good night!

::Tiptoe out from here!::

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

[font='courier,courier new']Get a keg.[/font]

Good idea, then I won't have to make so many trips to the fridge ;-)

[font='courier,courier new']In that case, get two.

That one's mine.[/font]

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