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Message 135977 - Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 10:26:57 UTC
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OK We Are Open after Repairs to the Door, We Installed A new Express Lane
for some of our inconsiderate Patrons (NA) who crash in to everyone
and everything just to get their Caffeine fix.

Enjoy!

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Message 135991 - Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 11:09:23 UTC - in response to Message 135977.  

Hopefully not this door



that's being installed!


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Message 135992 - Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 11:12:43 UTC - in response to Message 135977.  

OK We Are Open after Repairs to the Door, We Installed A new Express Lane
for some of our inconsiderate Patrons (NA) who crash in to everyone
and everything just to get their Caffeine fix.


Ever notice that the express lane usually takes longer to get through than the regular lanes?



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Message 135996 - Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 11:22:44 UTC - in response to Message 135992.  



Ever notice that the express lane usually takes longer to get through than the regular lanes?



Well at the Cafe We all Know to stay out of the Way
I installed a Warning Light and Siren for when NA is Approching
That way we all can get the hell out of the way!
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Message 136009 - Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 11:53:00 UTC - in response to Message 135996.  
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Well at the Cafe We all Know to stay out of the Way
I installed a Warning Light and Siren for when NA is Approching
That way we all can get the hell out of the way!


Yeah, I'm still limping after the last encounter with him! So the sirene and warning light is a very good improvement!

And if we then could get him to stop leaving tips on the counter! It ain't necessary and it only makes Misfit richer! Have you seen how Misfit is counting the money, he steals and pickpocket here over at the other boards like here and here?



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Message 136183 - Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 21:50:24 UTC
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Entertainment Tonight
Introducing "The Alien Intruders "







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Message 136188 - Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 22:06:00 UTC

I don't need assistance to sing Nessun Dorma. If you want something more contemporary, that might be arranged.
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Message 136210 - Posted: 13 Jul 2005, 23:33:04 UTC - in response to Message 136183.  

Entertainment Tonight
Introducing "The Alien Intruders "





And maybe they'll divert us with dancing a Zorba, while they're at it!




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Message 136232 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 1:24:35 UTC - in response to Message 136009.  

Steals? That's such a politically incorrect term. I borrow without permission.
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Message 136262 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 2:31:44 UTC

[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through?

[walks over to the workmen]
You'll have plenty time for tea... just finish off the drive-though, mmmkay?

[gets coffee and walks right into sliding door]
...amd put mofshium semfsors om botf sides of the doors...[/font]
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Message 136267 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 2:38:45 UTC - in response to Message 136262.  
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[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through?

[walks over to the workmen]
You'll have plenty time for tea... just finish off the drive-though, mmmkay?

[gets coffee and walks right into sliding door]
...amd put mofshium semfsors om botf sides of the doors...[/font]

no drive thru... express line.....inside the cafe.....you think i want you to drive in the cafe......your nuts.....
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Message 136273 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 2:53:41 UTC - in response to Message 136267.  

[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through?

[walks over to the workmen]
You'll have plenty time for tea... just finish off the drive-though, mmmkay?

[gets coffee and walks right into sliding door]
...amd put mofshium semfsors om botf sides of the doors...[/font]

no drive thru... express line.....inside the cafe.....you think i want you to drive in the cafe......your nuts.....


Yes, if he's allowed to drive a car inside the cafe, we'll have to seriously jump for our lives! Then a few bruises won't do it!

Just tell him, Captain, that if he's so busy that he can't walk into the cafe as we others, he can go somewhere else for his coffee! Like MacDonalds!


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Message 136276 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 2:56:44 UTC - in response to Message 136273.  
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OK...

HEY NA! IF YOUR SO BUSY THAT YOU CANT'T WALK INTO THE CAFE LIKE THE REST OF US THE GO TO MACDONALDS!
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Message 136298 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 4:10:39 UTC
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[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font]

[font='courier,courier new']And I'm taking the door with me.

McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...[/font]
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Message 136300 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 4:22:39 UTC - in response to Message 136298.  

[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font]

[font='courier,courier new']And I'm taking the door with me.

McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...[/font]

Take the damned door and don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out!

No More Blue, Green, Red, or any color coffee for you ever! So Make like a tree and Leave! Out you Mutt (No Offense DB) Out I say and take that silly Pink Travel UGLY mug with you!
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Message 136303 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 4:43:11 UTC - in response to Message 136298.  

Care for some Wendy's finger coffee?

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Message 136305 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 5:32:13 UTC - in response to Message 136300.  
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[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font]

[font='courier,courier new']And I'm taking the door with me.

McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...[/font]

Take the damned door and don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out!

No More Blue, Green, Red, or any color coffee for you ever! So Make like a tree and Leave! Out you Mutt (No Offense DB) Out I say and take that silly Pink Travel UGLY mug with you!



This is right, Captain, just tell him! We have suffered from his insensitive behaviour for too long, and demanding he's also! Hear him yelling and screaming for coffee, even he knows that he's supposed to make it and serve it himself, as we others don't have anything else to do! Geeezz! Spoiled brat I must say!

Captain - NA - Fuzzy



And NA, getting a hissy fit, huh!?!? Tantrums won't take you anywhere except to McDonalds, where you can have Ronald McDonald playing with you!!!
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This will be the only coffee you'll have from now on!

Didn't you hear what the Captain said? Get out! And, BTW, that door isn't yours! You never payed any damage to the Captain for the damages you caused on the door and counter by pounding on it! And you never payed me any damage for the injuries, you caused me! Not even an apology! Sheeesh!




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Message 136309 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 6:08:02 UTC - in response to Message 136305.  

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Message 136310 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 6:08:38 UTC - in response to Message 136298.  


McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...


That stuff is great compared to some of the swill I've had which was passed off as fresh coffee.

One roadside diner I went to in Ohio several years ago had horrible coffee. It tasted like flavored water and wasn't near as dark as it should have been. Turns out that they two coffee bins, one for used grounds and one for fresh and mixed them for each pot of coffee to save a few bucks. I didn't believe that when I was told that by a friend of mine until I saw it with my own eyes. Never ate there again as who knows what they do with the food people don't finish. I should have contacted that county's health department.



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Message 136491 - Posted: 14 Jul 2005, 22:09:08 UTC - in response to Message 136310.  


McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...


That stuff is great compared to some of the swill I've had which was passed off as fresh coffee.

One roadside diner I went to in Ohio several years ago had horrible coffee. It tasted like flavored water and wasn't near as dark as it should have been. Turns out that they two coffee bins, one for used grounds and one for fresh and mixed them for each pot of coffee to save a few bucks. I didn't believe that when I was told that by a friend of mine until I saw it with my own eyes. Never ate there again as who knows what they do with the food people don't finish. I should have contacted that county's health department.


That sounds yucky. You know, if you HAPPENED to spill some of that coffee on your lap, you could get some money for it. If it's hot enough that is.

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