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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
OK We Are Open after Repairs to the Door, We Installed A new Express Lane for some of our inconsiderate Patrons (NA) who crash in to everyone and everything just to get their Caffeine fix. Enjoy! |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Hopefully not this door that's being installed! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
RDC Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 544 Credit: 1,215,728 RAC: 0 |
OK We Are Open after Repairs to the Door, We Installed A new Express Lane Ever notice that the express lane usually takes longer to get through than the regular lanes? To truly explore, one must keep an open mind... |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
Well at the Cafe We all Know to stay out of the Way I installed a Warning Light and Siren for when NA is Approching That way we all can get the hell out of the way! |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Yeah, I'm still limping after the last encounter with him! So the sirene and warning light is a very good improvement! And if we then could get him to stop leaving tips on the counter! It ain't necessary and it only makes Misfit richer! Have you seen how Misfit is counting the money, he steals and pickpocket here over at the other boards like here and here? "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
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Qui-Gon Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 2940 Credit: 19,199,902 RAC: 11 |
I don't need assistance to sing Nessun Dorma. If you want something more contemporary, that might be arranged. |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
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Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Steals? That's such a politically incorrect term. I borrow without permission. me@rescam.org |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through? [walks over to the workmen] You'll have plenty time for tea... just finish off the drive-though, mmmkay? [gets coffee and walks right into sliding door] ...amd put mofshium semfsors om botf sides of the doors...[/font] |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through? no drive thru... express line.....inside the cafe.....you think i want you to drive in the cafe......your nuts..... |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through? Yes, if he's allowed to drive a car inside the cafe, we'll have to seriously jump for our lives! Then a few bruises won't do it! Just tell him, Captain, that if he's so busy that he can't walk into the cafe as we others, he can go somewhere else for his coffee! Like MacDonalds! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
OK... HEY NA! IF YOUR SO BUSY THAT YOU CANT'T WALK INTO THE CAFE LIKE THE REST OF US THE GO TO MACDONALDS! |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font] [font='courier,courier new']And I'm taking the door with me. McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...[/font] |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font] Take the damned door and don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out! No More Blue, Green, Red, or any color coffee for you ever! So Make like a tree and Leave! Out you Mutt (No Offense DB) Out I say and take that silly Pink Travel UGLY mug with you! |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Care for some Wendy's finger coffee? me@rescam.org |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font] This is right, Captain, just tell him! We have suffered from his insensitive behaviour for too long, and demanding he's also! Hear him yelling and screaming for coffee, even he knows that he's supposed to make it and serve it himself, as we others don't have anything else to do! Geeezz! Spoiled brat I must say! Captain - NA - Fuzzy And NA, getting a hissy fit, huh!?!? Tantrums won't take you anywhere except to McDonalds, where you can have Ronald McDonald playing with you!!! click the pic This will be the only coffee you'll have from now on! Didn't you hear what the Captain said? Get out! And, BTW, that door isn't yours! You never payed any damage to the Captain for the damages you caused on the door and counter by pounding on it! And you never payed me any damage for the injuries, you caused me! Not even an apology! Sheeesh! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Character comparisons! me@rescam.org |
RDC Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 544 Credit: 1,215,728 RAC: 0 |
That stuff is great compared to some of the swill I've had which was passed off as fresh coffee. One roadside diner I went to in Ohio several years ago had horrible coffee. It tasted like flavored water and wasn't near as dark as it should have been. Turns out that they two coffee bins, one for used grounds and one for fresh and mixed them for each pot of coffee to save a few bucks. I didn't believe that when I was told that by a friend of mine until I saw it with my own eyes. Never ate there again as who knows what they do with the food people don't finish. I should have contacted that county's health department. To truly explore, one must keep an open mind... |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
That sounds yucky. You know, if you HAPPENED to spill some of that coffee on your lap, you could get some money for it. If it's hot enough that is. |
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