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jrmm22 Send message Joined: 30 Jan 04 Posts: 353 Credit: 24,536,157 RAC: 0 
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What if Pauly-poop was a... - famous scientific? - bar tender? - a famous actor? - an a**hole & spammer (oops he got that base covered..) ... create your own scenario! ID: 131044 ·  |
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jrmm22 Send message Joined: 30 Jan 04 Posts: 353 Credit: 24,536,157 RAC: 0
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what if he was a famous rapper? He could be called "pauly poopy - Z" or somethin... he could rap about bush and his 11 credits, or even that almost mystical time he went for public office... and failed miserably.. (I don't even care this is true or not, so stop babbling...) Yeah I'm bored and sleepy.. ID: 131045 · |
 Fuzzy Hollynoodles  Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
what if he was a famous rapper? What if Paulie pooh really was so intelligent as he thinks he is? I mean not even in the 10 percentile, but up in the 2 or 1 percentile. Or even in Triple Nine or ISPE??? Nah, that would only be in his dream! You know, the more intelligent one is, the more aware one is about all the things one doesn't know about! So this is the reason, he can't be! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me 
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**fi**  Send message Joined: 17 Apr 05 Posts: 177 Credit: 703 RAC: 0 
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What if he actually crunched Boinc seti? randomthoughts: I glide upon the evening and dance upon the dawn with Sirius asmy guide and Canopus asmy friend Some fear the dark but with friends like Orion,Cygnus and Andromeda one needs no fear To me nature was mute, until i saw the stars ID: 131135 · |
TeraGram  Send message Joined: 20 Jul 99 Posts: 187 Credit: 7,784,928 RAC: 0
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What if megaman actually posted something interesting instead of baiting PZ over and over and over again. I realize you're in high school, but c'mon, you can strive to be a bit more mature. 16 of your last 20 posts were about PZ. That is *easily* as annoying as anything that PZ writes. 
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Paul Zimmerman  Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0
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Kind of like Rumsfeld's known 'unknowns', huh, ? ehem......... I'm a little surprised you didn't take this as another opportunity to tell us all your IQ scores again, or maybe another opportunity to impress us with your alleged 'Mensa' membership..... But I guess the 'smarter' you are, the quicker you find that people tire of hearing how smart you think you are...... Remember, fuzzy, ....it's not your IQ score that counts, ....it's employing your intelligence to some reasoned and constructive purpose..... Hopefully, your frequent carping and complaining on a message board doesn't tax too much of that 'intelligence' you claim for yourself..... ID: 131142 · |
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Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0
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What if he actually crunched Boinc seti? Wouldn't make a whit of difference.... I'd still be turning in WUs.... just like now. ID: 131144 · |
Astro  Send message Joined: 16 Apr 02 Posts: 8026 Credit: 600,015 RAC: 0 |
Teragram, I just noticed something and feel the need to JOKE about it. Don't take this personally. What IF the Avatar of Teragram is not a grey dinosaur eye. If you tilt your head to the left, and look at the grey coloring, you might envision a female alien clitoris. Just look at it a while and you'll see what I mean. man, i'm bored....back to painting. ID: 131146 · |
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Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0
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.....that's an odd and quite possibly objectionable 'need' for one to express ..... but it does seem to match the level of common discourse often in evidence on this message board. ID: 131153 · |
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Astro Send message Joined: 16 Apr 02 Posts: 8026 Credit: 600,015 RAC: 0 |
.....that's an odd and quite possibly objectionable 'need' for one to express ..... does it need to match some level of discourse? It only need to be a "What If" to be On topic. This IS the Cafe, designed for Idle chit chat, so it's appropriate. There were no Vulgar words used. Only accurate biological terms. ID: 131157 · |
Captain Avatar  Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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Teragram, I just noticed something and feel the need to JOKE about it. Don't take this personally. Well Geeze Tony what does your Avatar look like> Purple Helmet Man..... Or a chigger... 
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Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0
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.....designed for Idle chit chat, so it's appropriate. That's what? ......your excuse? There were no Vulgar words used. Only accurate biological terms. Clinical accuracy masks any kind of odd reference somehow automatically respectable? Next, I expect to hear the excuse that a 'disclaimer' allows one to ignore courtesy and manners.... (....that same postulation has been offered more than once here.......) I guess I hold a different value system when it comes to what's 'appropriate' public conduct.... even if it's in the course of 'idle chit chat'...... You, I guess, have to make your own decision about how you want to present yourself and conduct yourself in public..... ID: 131170 · |
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Astro Send message Joined: 16 Apr 02 Posts: 8026 Credit: 600,015 RAC: 0 |
Well Geeze Tony what does your Avatar look like> Purple Helmet Man..... didn't mean to upset you, given all the work that you put into it. it does kinda look like it and now I'll never get it out of my mind. lol PZ OK I'll respond to your "feces". Piss off ID: 131173 · |
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Paul Zimmerman Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 1440 Credit: 11 RAC: 0
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....right on cue..... snicker, snicker.... wink, wink. I really think the proclivity of some to engage in endless banter in juvenile sexual innuendo and crudity is objectionable and not very reflective of any kind of respectability... I keep thinking about the world-wide nature of this board, this project and imagine there is a certain amount of cultural mores which are being insulted.... ...not to mention any young people who may be exposed to such as can be found here. (....though I find it objectionable, I don't go off on a tangent to smear or slander the people who engage in such actions, I don't attack them and demand they leave or attempt to get them banned.... I do, however speak my mind on the subject from time to time, as others here have also expressed the same thoughts.... hasn't changed anything.....) ID: 131175 · |
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Darth Dogbytes™ Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0
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 Account frozen... ID: 131227 · |
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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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mlcudd  Send message Joined: 11 Apr 03 Posts: 782 Credit: 63,647 RAC: 0
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...not to mention any young people who may be exposed to such as can be found here. The True reason for Pauly Poo's Post's ... TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE MINDS OF THE MANY YOUNG PEOPLE EXPOSED HERE. When all else failed within his own community he is reaching out with open arms to the Youth of the world to hear his message of Promise and a Better tomorrow. All Hail!!! [/quote]I do, however speak my mind on the subject from time to time, as others here have also expressed the same thoughts.... hasn't changed anything.....)[/quote] So what is your Justification for repetitive posting? You cannot get the word out in one post?..Or you like to see your name in the threads? Again Paul, Your "truths" that you push on everyone else hear are strictly your opinion. We have already determined that if you could do anything to effect change in the world, you would have already done it. As your track record proves, you discount anyone with an opposing opinion, and label them "right wingers" There is no happy medium with you. It is your way or the...you know how it goes. I am sure you have spent years obtaining the Knowledge that you possess. However, having the knowledge without the ability to articulate with many others leaves you coming up short. If you qualify for Mensa, then take your vast knowledge over to their boards, and share your "earth Changing", Political Shattering" views with them. Like I have said, and others here have said before, you put your pants on the same way we do...come back to reality..you are no better than anyone else here. Instead of your Republican, and Bush Bashing, maybe you could use your vast knowledge to help those commercial Fishermen with more effective Fishing techniques, or help the native Alaskans find better ways of dealing with the social issues they are faced with on a daily basis. You sound like a very capably individual. Lead by example...get noticed for successes in your community, before attempting to take on the world. We all Crawl before we walk. Respectfully, Rocky www.boincsynergy.com   ID: 131303 · |
Misfit  Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0
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What IF the Avatar of Teragram is not a grey dinosaur eye. If you tilt your head to the left, and look at the grey coloring, you might envision a female alien clitoris. Just look at it a while and you'll see what I mean. The Pooper would add it to his arctic mammal porn collection. me@rescam.org ID: 131436 · |
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TeraGram Send message Joined: 20 Jul 99 Posts: 187 Credit: 7,784,928 RAC: 0
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What IF the Avatar of Teragram is not a grey dinosaur eye. But it <I>isn't</I> a grey dinosaur eye. Photo from the Santa Barbara Zoo If you tilt your head to the left, and look at the grey coloring, you might envision a female alien clitoris. Just look at it a while and you'll see what I mean. Silly man! Everyone knows that alien clitoruses (clitori? clitorae?) are neon green.
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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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What IF the Avatar of Teragram is not a grey dinosaur eye. Teragram you are trully unique! :-)
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