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Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6 |
You sound like you have experience in these things, Dan. ?? naw...if they pay you to taste something it's probably not something you should taste. PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Kajunfisher Send message Joined: 29 Mar 05 Posts: 1407 Credit: 126,476 RAC: 0 |
(watch where your aiming) Hey! Watch where you point that thing! |
Jord Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3 |
More of those assholes. Now titled "Your account is suspended for security reasons"... Dear Planet Member, Your e-mail account was used to send a huge amount of unsolicited spam messages during the recent week. If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and confirm the attached document so you will not run into any future problems with the online service. If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choice but to cancel your membership. Virtually yours, The Planet Support Team I've got questions on this though: 1. Are there non-unsollicited spam messages? Ones that aren't advertisements, I mean. ;) 2. Still, if my account is suspended, then how can I get online to read this shit? (Luckily in the spam box my ISP has on webmail). 3. Have these guys ever thought what the first thing you do when you can't get onto the internet is? Yes, you call the ISP's helpdesk... by phone. Arseholes. :) Ah, and of course, all these messages contain the virus W32.Mytob.EV@mm in the email-details.txt [lots of spaces] .scr file! |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Is PZ the one you're talking about? Nope. Retards that hit the PQ group to advertise their warez. me@rescam.org |
jrmm22 Send message Joined: 30 Jan 04 Posts: 353 Credit: 24,536,157 RAC: 0 |
Is PZ the one you're talking about? So... PZ advertising warez? ;) |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Is PZ the one you're talking about? HA! It wasn't PZ. I'd have his IP in his contact info if it was. :) |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Want something like this? ;) No, they have served tapioca pudding and told people, that it was s****! "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
This one is funny... and frightening: A Genuine College Degree in 2 Weeks! Have you ever thought that the only thing stopping you from a great job and better pay was a few letters behind your name? BA BSc MA MSc MBA PhD Within 2 weeks! No study Required! 100% Verifiable! These are real, genuine degrees that include Bachelors, Masters and Doctorate degrees. They are verifiable and student records and transcripts are also available. This little known secret has been kept quiet for years. The opportunity exists due to a legal loophole allowing some established colleges to award degrees at their own discretion. With all of the attention that this news has been generating, I wouldn't be suprised to see this loophole closed very soon. Order yours today! Just call the number below... +*-***-***-**** I'm wonderng if I should play with these guys a little. |
jrmm22 Send message Joined: 30 Jan 04 Posts: 353 Credit: 24,536,157 RAC: 0 |
Check this one out: >>>> HeyThereCutie, Haven'tSeen YouAround TheSiteInAWhile So I thought I would shoot YouALetter AndSeeWhat's Been Up? StopBySoon and IPromiseI'llPlayWithMyself ;) LoveYa, J http://www._some_useless_website_.com/j/ >>>>>>>>>>> What's with the WayTheyWroteThisStupidEmail ? Since when I'm a 'cutie'? Those morons.. I bet they're the StareAtShinyThings type... |
Pete Send message Joined: 4 Jul 99 Posts: 1 Credit: 3,787 RAC: 0 |
I run a share ware program intended to report Spammers to their ISP in the hope their activities will be stopped. I've been running it for almost 2 months and although the number decreased after the first two weeks it hit a plateau at around 100 a day. I'm no expert but it seems most of the abuse comes from China, Korea, Russia and various places in some third word countries. Contrary to what was said above, most of these Spammers are sophisticated enough to bounce messages directed to their SPAM abuse addresses, use ISP that don't care or likely make money by hosting this kind of traffic. I can't see any way to get to these people. Finally, the SPAM fighter program will also send reports to the internet carriers who allow their machines and connections to be used as a gateway to other parts of the internet (please forgive me if my characterization is misleading). Most of these companies don't seem to respond either. I don't know if they can do anything or if the volume is to great to handle. The up shot is I'm ready to give up on my crusade to get back at spammers. |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
I run a share ware program intended to report Spammers to their ISP in the hope their activities will be stopped. I've been running it for almost 2 months and although the number decreased after the first two weeks it hit a plateau at around 100 a day. I've said this some time ago: One of the simplest ways spammers get peoples email is using programs to snoop for addresses from message boards, say like this one. Well, there is one neat thing that can be done to fight usenet 'harvesters'. You do this by poisoning the webpage with all kinds of junk email addresses (CGI script) . So when the harvester bots scan a certain webpage looking for victim email, they end up with lots of infinate loops made by poisonous addresses instead that pollute their lists, haha. Sorry to get off topic Ageless. |
Jord Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3 |
I don't see how you went off topic, Alex. If anything, it's a warning to peeps not to put their email address on here, even though I wonder if there's any crawler around here. Does it need to be on the server, or can it come from the outside as well (by script, just searching etc.)? |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
I don't see how you went off topic, Alex. If anything, it's a warning to peeps not to put their email address on here, even though I wonder if there's any crawler around here. Does it need to be on the server, or can it come from the outside as well (by script, just searching etc.)? The email harvesters that spammers use are programs on their computers that search the net for things like the '@' and mailto HTML tags on web pages. That's what the robot does, it spends all its time scanning. So the crawler is in a remote location. The poison CGI script program is installed on the web server you want to protect. There are some scripts out there that can be installed on a certain page in the HTML that you want to protect. But a complete CGI script program, like Wpoison for example, installed on a web server is way better. I'm not sure if it's 100% secure though. |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
You You mean your not? |
jrmm22 Send message Joined: 30 Jan 04 Posts: 353 Credit: 24,536,157 RAC: 0 |
Damn. Got me. |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
JRM Would you Like an avatar made just for you from the capt'n? I know him and I think I can arrange it.... Send a Pic or links or an Idea to the Capt'n and I am sure he will make you one. captain.avatar@gmail.com |
Heffed Send message Joined: 19 Mar 02 Posts: 1856 Credit: 40,736 RAC: 0 |
Got this today. Thought it was pretty good. Not only do I have no idea who La Salle is, but any bank that loses any kind of data wouldn't be around long... ;) Yeah, I'll give you my ATM card details. ______________ Dear La Salle Customer, Sorry for disturbing you, but we have to check your ATM card details. The management of our bank has made a decision to switch to new transfers security methods because of frequent fraudulent operations. The new updated technologies will ensure the security of your payments through our bank. As both software and hardware will be updated, some personal data will be lost inevitably. In order to restore all information, necessary for new convenient and safe high-quality level of service to handle your ATM card, please confirm your personal details here Looking forward to your understanding, La Salle Customer Support. |
RichaG Send message Joined: 20 May 99 Posts: 1690 Credit: 19,287,294 RAC: 36 |
Got this today. Thought it was pretty good. Your not a La Salle Bank customer that is why they want your information. They will make a deposit for you. In there own account. Red Bull Air Racing Gas price by zip at Seti |
ralic Send message Joined: 6 Jan 00 Posts: 308 Credit: 274,230 RAC: 0 |
Sorry for disturbing you, but we have to check your ATM card details. The fact that these types of phishing hoaxes are still being manufactured and circulated is the funniest factor for me. It indicates that there must still be a percentage of people that actually fall for it, however small... Does anyone actually have firsthand knowledge of someone that fell for such a scam? Would anyone actually admit it? If you're wise enough to go through the process of obtaining an ATM card and understanding the secrecy of a PIN code, how is it that you'd be fool enough to part with this information at the request of an email? The mind boggles. |
RDC Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 544 Credit: 1,215,728 RAC: 0 |
The fact that these types of phishing hoaxes are still being manufactured and circulated is the funniest factor for me. You'd be surprised at how often this scam works and it works because Joe & Jolene Average out there are basically stupid. There's frequently reports on the local TV news and local papers warning about these scams and they always have a few people that want to show how stupid they really are by being interviewed about how they were taken in. That takes care of the 18-65 age group who really should know better. Seniors are another group who are even more easily pulled into these scams but for other reasons. Given that more and more of them are getting computers to keep in contact with family and usually much more trustworthy of people, they do tend to trust things that look official. Besides, if the local senior population around my location is any indication elsewhere, half are bordering on senility. If you're wise enough to go through the process of obtaining an ATM card and understanding the secrecy of a PIN code, how is it that you'd be fool enough to part with this information at the request of an email? The mind boggles. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to get an ATM card. Just go to my local food store on a weekday afternoon when the senior citizens are out in force and get stuck behind a few in the checkout line. Usually the cashier ends up having to input the PIN number after the senior tells them it (and sometimes loud enough to be heard several people back in line) because they can't figure out how to swipe the ATM card in the card reader, enter the PIN number and press enter but they have an ATM card. To truly explore, one must keep an open mind... |
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