I just got this spam message and I chuckled, So whats your favorite spam message:

Please dont post a link to the spam, Just the text...

"I know it might seem a little desperate, but how would you like to keep me some company?

My Sack of shit husband is on a business trip for the next 2 months, and I hate being lonely".

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My favorites have to be the Nigerian scams.

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You will be assimilated...bunghole!

> I just got this spam message and I chuckled, So whats your favorite spam
> message:
>
> Please dont post a link to the spam, Just the text...
>
> "I know it might seem a little desperate, but how would you like to keep me
> some company?
>
> My Sack of shit husband is on a business trip for the next 2 months, and I
> hate being lonely".
>

Since I installed SpamAssassin, MIMEDefang, ClamAV and turned on the DNSBL in my MTA my spam has dropped from 100's a day to a mere trickle..

Though I do like the ones that say "Webmaster we can host your site" Like I want to give up my own hosting company...

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I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom.

> My favorites have to be the Nigerian scams.
>
Dohhh how much money did you say duhhh... Plonkers!!!

Fat B

ps: Borgholio your link aint working?

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> > My favorites have to be the Nigerian scams.
> >
> Dohhh how much money did you say duhhh... Plonkers!!!
>
> Fat B
>
> ps: Borgholio your link aint working?
>
>

What link?

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You will be assimilated...bunghole!

> What link?
>
S'ok my fault - I've been assimilated lol

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 10:15:02 -0600

I have just reviewed your case # 7149 and
you can save about $440 on your monthly mortgege payment with our refinaance
program.

We can close you in 48 hours, if you are interested please
start processing here

Thank you for your immediate attention.

Regards,
Marlon
Accounting

Marlon will be fired soon for making so many errors in the fine English language.
We tried a dictionary, but he refused. We'll now spam him daily with dictionary links. :-D

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JESUS LOVES YOU

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>

JESUS LOVES YOU

>
"NO" don't go there NA - lol

> > What link?
> >
> S'ok my fault - I've been assimilated lol
>
>
>

Damn straight you have been. :)

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You will be assimilated...bunghole!

> > > What link?
> > >
> > S'ok my fault - I've been assimilated lol
> >
> >
> >
>
> Damn straight you have been. :)
>
(Edit) and a Bunghole, I know.... ;)

The Fat assimilated...bunghole!

Get a Foot Long

Make your p.e.n.i.s more powerful
Grow 3 inches and make it fat
She will really feel it
See the proof

Urgh... How many inches were there in my foot again? Some 12?

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@Ageless - We must share the same Email account LOL

I bet my new shiny horse p.e.n.i.s is up to its new job, once I unwrap it from around my waist. :D

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Just got this one. LOL How stupid do they think we are?

FROM:

THE MANAGER,

LOTTERY COORDINATOR,

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.

SMARTBALL LOTTERY, UK.



DEAR WINNER,



SECOND CATEGORY PROMOTIONAL DRAW RESULTS:



Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,

the results of our computer ballot draws of SMARTBALL

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under our second category draws,Which is a promotional draw.



The draws were held on 15TH JANUARY, 2005 and results

are being officially announced today.Participants were

selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 30,000

names/email addresses of Individuals and companies from
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part of our International promotions Programme.



Your winning is attached to ticket number 13,24,55,99,478, 1003,with
serial number 13-1003, drew the winning numbers 04 10 17 19 29 42
(21) and consequently won in the Second

Category.



You have therefore been awarded a lump sum payout of

£3,500,000 GBP (three million, five hundred thousand

pounds), which is the winning payout for Second Category

Winners. This is from the total prize money of £21,000,000 GBP shared
between six (6) International winners in the second category.



Congratulations!



Your fund is now deposited with HERITAGE FINANCE SECURITY ,it has
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FINANCE MANAGER,

HERITAGE FINANCE SECURITY

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LEYTONSTONE

LONDON , GREATER LONDON E113AA,

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> I bet my new shiny horse p.e.n.i.s is up to its new job, once I unwrap it from
> around my waist. :D
>
Careful Lena's back...

Since we're on the same team and daily see worse things happening on our own forums, Fat B, I think she won't mind much. ;)

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> Careful Lena's back...
>
>

Fat B, have you eaten your [url=http://setiweb.ssl.berkeley.edu/forum_thread.php?id=7389#77575]cake?<a>

> > Careful Lena's back...
> >
> >
>
> Fat B, have you eaten your <a> href="http://setiweb.ssl.berkeley.edu/forum_thread.php?id=7389#77575">cake?<a>
>
Mmmm "fat cake" Mmmm - thanks Lena

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I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/

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